that's all there is

a aftg, trc, omgcp, ect. sideblog

[secondbeatsongs]

honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.

and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.

[secondbeatsongs]

every other social media site: here's how many followers this person has

tumblr:

[gothicprep]

human pet guy is also very good on twitter

[a-cloak-deactivated20241120]

I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

[owlservice]

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

[riben-deactivated20230922]

They look so good

[incorrectbatfam]

Cassie: Bernard, what's your type?

Bernard: My soulmate, Tim.

Bart: And what about you, Kon? What's your type?

Kon: Bernard's soulmate.

[fanboygarcia]

Loving Top Gun is not about loving Tom Cruise or the military.

It’s about loving bisexual men, lesbians, dilfs and mustaches. Why can people not understand this?

[babyrooster]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ronan lynch with knuckle tats that say ADAM (professionally done on his left hand bc that’s the one adam always holds) and BLUE (shitty stick and poke on his right hand bc he and blue got ridiculously drunk one time and thought it would be funny)

[tethered-heartstrings]

[grungegoths]

/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently

she ships reylo hope that helps

[cabesvader]

adam gets shuffled into a botany class in his third year of college because he just needs one more distribution credit and every single plant reaches for him like he's the sun, the ferns uncurl and the dried moss samples start dripping water, seeds are sprouting in their plastic bags, every dendrocore he works on softens and grows again, every oak he touches stops dying, every field assignment he's on is a miraculous perfect day; the bio department 100% believes he is their good luck charm, everyone wants to take him kayaking for samples, everyone wants him to bless their study grove, grad students are asking him to blow on mycorrhizae like dice

anyway, he has a meeting with the head of the bio department where he's just like "sorry, I'm.... uh. I'm gonna be a lawyer."

[manwhorepicard]

youve barely sexualized your bland white man :( are you okay :(

[unganseylike]

ronan to gansey: adam works in mysterious ways to YOU. i get it tho.

[babzgordon]

Adam to everyone including the reader of the books that he seems to be lowkey aware of: Ronan works in mysterious ways TO YOU. He wants to fuck me tho.

[notkatniss]

ronan: UGH this reminds me of when I was would daydream about me and my boyfriend growing old together but I would die first and he would eventually move on to find love again and once we’re ALL dead then there would be petty gay afterlife drama between me him and the new lover where I wouldn’t even get him all to MYSELF in heaven and and that’s only IF his ass even gets IN bc I don’t know if that motherfucker is even getting through those gates, which is a whole OTHER thing that-

the Wendy’s drive thru employee:

[notkatniss]

[victor-v]

adam: *communicates with cabeswater via UNO cards*

[ganseys-aquamarine-polo]

gansey: *dies*

adam: 

[tenmiceinacoat]

"oh you know him"

[unganseylike]

ronan to gansey: adam works in mysterious ways to YOU. i get it tho.