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em • she/her • ao3 • tumblr fics hi i'm glad you're here! :)

[powerful-owl]

this may be funny to literally no one but me, but your carlos-language discussion immediately sent my brain to this:

ANNE I'M CRYING LAUGHING

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[insomniac-arrest]

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

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(anon submission)

[powerful-owl]

Your tags about carcar becoming canon are cracking me up. Bc ur right there really isn’t anything there. The most carcar thing ever is when Carlos said at a fan stage that they don’t have beef and that him, Mark Webber and Oscar all traveled together and had a great time.

and then when Oscar was asked about it all he said was like “yea we traveled together! But I was asleep the whole time so” 😭 Sounds about right. Guess mark and Carlos were having fun

Also I love how much Oscar pushes Carlando… In that radio interview, Oscar immediately chose Charles over Carlos to go out with and then told Lando he can choose Carlos😭 Also when Oscar played “who’s most likely to” and chose Lando and Carlos for every fuckboy related option 😭😭I can’t remember the exact ones but it was Like most likely not to pay on a first date, Slide into DMS, etc 😭😭😭

HAHAHHA incredible. goddd there's so much fodder for oscar jealousy over lando in carcar fic but my aversion is thwarting me from reaching true enlightenment

i need to find the maxiel scotty james equivalent for carcar...someone who i enjoy but also don't mind making a punching bag for the narrative...i think charles is the closest i have but charles is also like 🐭🥺 and there's only so much i can do to him and he can only behave so badly

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[oswinunknown]

BROTHER IM BACK AT SQUARE ONE

[powerful-owl]

I keep forgetting testing is real but then I remember THE powerful owl is writing mpreg carcar then I feel dizzy

HAHAHHAA the consequence of writing slowly and taking too long to get to the actual mpreg plot. I too forget it exists! 😅😂

Thank you for supporting my slow fic and the good news is I just sent chapter 3 out to two pals who answered my “help me pls look at my fic” tumblr post call hahaha

[sevynchaos]

Monaco GP 2026 - Day 2 | 📸 Bryn Lennon

[countingstars-17]

* Oscar and Carlos waiting for Charles' arrival at the press conference *

i slept longer than i did last night waiting for charles!

[powerful-owl]

hi em! i have an idea for a fest in f1 and wonder if you have advice on running a fest and getting people to join? not many people follow me 🧍

all of the inspiration, organization, and aesthetics for fests i've helped run are entirely @officialmood and @racecrafting and not at all me! but i'll try to cobble together some meager knowledge:

-if you haven't joined a fest yet, it may be a good idea to see how it works, what you like about it, and make some pals!

-fests with gifting are WAY MORE DIFFICULT to run. in order to make sure everyone gets a gift, you have to be militant/have pinch hitters to write fast fics for dropouts, etc. if you just do a regular old fest and people are late, you could just leave the collection open so stragglers can publish when they're able.

-fewer rules are always better imo. remember when they didn't allow WAGs in WAG Fest? 🥹 or remember when they didn't allow 'hardcore' kink in kinktober? 🥹 to me, putting on a fest means inviting others to share in an experience, however that experience is pleasing to them. you're designing a public park and a lot of people will read on blankets or play frisbee but some may play music kinda loud and some might mutter to themselves on a bench but they're not hurting anyone! the fics that get uploaded to "your" collection are not reflections of YOU lol. it's easier for everyone have less rules and more fun!

-send me a link to your post and i'll reblog! but know that fest participation is never an indicator of how great you are or how interesting the fest is. i've seen the greatest fests in the word and simply been too busy with other works or life to join. i know it can feel like hoping people come to your birthday party, but don't give up if no one joins just yet. ive seen fests come and go for years and on year three been like "fuck it i finally have time." <3

[onadarklingplain]

via alex's stories

[tobiasbones]

The other day i bought this yarn cause that’s obviously the trans flag, and I just saw that this colour is called ‘life’! I’m gonna cry

[hereandnowhere-onboards]

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Australian GP—

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Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Chinese GP—

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Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Japanese GP—

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Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Miami GP—

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Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Monaco GP—

[angelicdewdrop]

[sobcat]

[apeacebone]

Bernie Collins said "Everything Changes" in the early commentary for FP2, for those of you who have the fanfic reference on your bingo cards...

[powerful-owl]

em your ex boyfriend lore is so extensive now i'm wondering how many of the stories refer to the same guy?? sarcastic clapper, carlos lookalike who says cursed things, etc...?

HAHAHAH oh no you remember the cursed thing 😂😂😂 he was the sarcastic clapper! not the jet ski guy though. thank you for witnessing this hideous lore hahaha