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[powerful-owl]

this may be funny to literally no one but me, but your carlos-language discussion immediately sent my brain to this:

ANNE I'M CRYING LAUGHING

[sietecastillos]

[gay-aunt-jackie]

Happy pride month (Living Single 3x22, "Woman To Woman")

[powerful-owl]

everyone tell me what kind of tea you’ve been into lately 🫖

[powerful-owl]

pick one

your ship goes canon

your favorite ao3 writer drops 100k of your ship + your favorite trope

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

[formulahs]

pierre gasly cartoonishly celebrates p3 all throughout the cooldown lap because alpine didnt tell him he had a penalty and was off the podium

[albonk]

[thisbibliomaniac]

"i asked chatgpt" well i asked the girls in my phone, and they answered with love and wisdom and bias

[tomatoluvr69]

Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

[barbiehelmet]

toto: i love both my children equally! kimi antonelli and [looks at smudged writing on hand] greg rusty

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[insomniac-arrest]

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[powerful-owl]

Your tags about carcar becoming canon are cracking me up. Bc ur right there really isn’t anything there. The most carcar thing ever is when Carlos said at a fan stage that they don’t have beef and that him, Mark Webber and Oscar all traveled together and had a great time.

and then when Oscar was asked about it all he said was like “yea we traveled together! But I was asleep the whole time so” 😭 Sounds about right. Guess mark and Carlos were having fun

Also I love how much Oscar pushes Carlando… In that radio interview, Oscar immediately chose Charles over Carlos to go out with and then told Lando he can choose Carlos😭 Also when Oscar played “who’s most likely to” and chose Lando and Carlos for every fuckboy related option 😭😭I can’t remember the exact ones but it was Like most likely not to pay on a first date, Slide into DMS, etc 😭😭😭

HAHAHHA incredible. goddd there's so much fodder for oscar jealousy over lando in carcar fic but my aversion is thwarting me from reaching true enlightenment

i need to find the maxiel scotty james equivalent for carcar...someone who i enjoy but also don't mind making a punching bag for the narrative...i think charles is the closest i have but charles is also like 🐭🥺 and there's only so much i can do to him and he can only behave so badly

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[oswinunknown]

BROTHER IM BACK AT SQUARE ONE

[powerful-owl]

I keep forgetting testing is real but then I remember THE powerful owl is writing mpreg carcar then I feel dizzy

HAHAHHAA the consequence of writing slowly and taking too long to get to the actual mpreg plot. I too forget it exists! 😅😂

Thank you for supporting my slow fic and the good news is I just sent chapter 3 out to two pals who answered my “help me pls look at my fic” tumblr post call hahaha

[sevynchaos]

Monaco GP 2026 - Day 2 | 📸 Bryn Lennon