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I’m in a band. The Beatless. https://bit.ly/3TQOZ4R

To avoid skin cancer, I use SPF 3194. (That’s my address. I stay in the house.) https://bit.ly/3LRlptE

I’m in a band. The Beatless. https://bit.ly/3JZRX3j

I’ve done stand up in three states: depressed, very depressed, and New Jersey. https://bit.ly/3lmBPzJ

How come when I front money for a project they call me a backer? https://bit.ly/3Ji1zVy

How come whenever I front money for a project they cal me a backer?

Sports https://bit.ly/3Rup41l

You’re entitled to my opinion. https://bit.ly/3DwViDx

January 31st https://bit.ly/3RiUd81

I’m the lightest I’ve been in a year… 154 down from 177. To the comedy world, I’ve always been a lightweight! https://bit.ly/3HLSuF6

My punch lines use the element of surprise. Like, “Surprise, Neil! Nobody’s laughing!” https://bit.ly/409rp5P

While I play my guitar, the AUDIENCE gently weeps! https://bit.ly/3DkQj8Y

I want TV commercials that use real actors, not people. https://bit.ly/3WHPmy4

Jobs… https://bit.ly/3HbNtEr

I’m so bored, I’m hoping that Jehovah’s Witnesses knock on my door so we can discuss their pamphlets. https://bit.ly/3RbzV0a

I suffer from “A fib”. In layman’s terms, I told a lie. https://bit.ly/3WClKlI

I stole one of your jokes. Petty larceny. https://bit.ly/3H3Ei8L

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