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Rebeec: "i'll weeb anything you give me the opportunity to weeb."

Sarah: "Are you eating Nerds? That's like... cannibalism. I'm so turned on right now."

Allison: "That's the goal, 24/7."

Sarah: "Please draw someone, like, leaning in for a kiss, and then someone else's mustache kisses the person instead."

Sarah: "I am confident that when push comes to shove, I will be pushed out of the nest and into the cooking pan."

Allison: "I'm actually a psychic ant."

Rebecca: "Same."

Sarah: “What if the Devil were gay and seduced God? …What? I’ve read fanfics that were worse than that.”

Sarah: "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you and says, “Have you been sleeping lately, ‘cause you look like shit.’”

Allison: (holds up wolf figurine) "Look, it's Mr. Shepherd. ...AU where Mr. Shepherd is a wolf!!"

Sarah: "I was just about to say that!"

Allison: "...Luke was afraid. They had warned him about the humans."

Sarah: (dies)

Sarah: "What if you were... a boob pirate?"

Allison: "Don't lick dirt... 2k16."

Allison: "There are owls that are, like, screaming for sex in my backyard."

Sarah: "That will be me in a couple of days."

Rebecca: "I too enjoy screaming for sex in the backyard."

Sarah: “Babe, the only chemistry I know is the chemistry between you and me—“ (knocks glasses to the side) “SHIT I FUCKED UP”

Sarah: “YOU MEME… I MEME… EVERYBODY MEMES… FOR MY MEMES… excuse me while I go die in this corner... Get lit."

Allison: “Ruffles should be everyone’s favorite cat. He’s big and he’s furry and he’s shaped like a friend."

Sarah: "Do you like my filter, babe? It's cat butt hair."

Allison: "I can be contained in a backpack and I am just large enough to be considered a weapon."

Sarah: "SARAH FEELS INTO THE WWODS"

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