Can't talk, gotta toss a disc

Arlen Barndt-Jackson University at Buffalo class of 2019-21. Always around to talk if anyone needs it, just let me know.

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gundamace]

Ah, hello seasonal depressive disorder. I didn’t miss you at all.

[snorlaxatives]

the scooby doo animated film renaissance (around 1998 to 2001) in which zombie island, alien invaders, witches ghost, and cyber chase came out was literally an iconic era in animation history… the disney renaissance whom??

[methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact]

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bottom left stovetop burner stans make some noise

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[8bott]

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

[spacevirgil]

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

[chimerical-twilight]

C. Deserve love and respect

[beanskelly]

This should have more than 19,000 notes, y’all

[screamingatsquirrels]

D. Are valid and beautiful even if they don’t “pass”

[ashleydoodlez-deactivated201907]

E: Deserve to be called by she/her pronouns

[the-bone-thief]

F: need knives

[slut-solutions]

G: Can dress however they want and still identify as Trans 😉

[tervenmiku-deactivated20201221]

H: should not be treated as a fetish or a “trap”

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[kakaphoe]

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[dreaming-yeen]

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

[lessonsintrance]

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

[asubmissiveview]

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

ALL OF THIS

Plus

2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu

[simiperfect]

This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it

[velvet74sub]

I love this whole thread

[dallasthegerm]

We! Protect! Him! In! This! Household!

[hydro-homies]

The image of this historical moment is haunting me

[darioargenthoe-deactivated20181]

Visit Original Link

this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes

[nero-neptune]

*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*

[pointedahead]

Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to

1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive

2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)

3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background. 

Everybody please contribute

[pyocyanin-deactivated20201023]

4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire

5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat

6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise

[ithinkimdemi-iknowimobsesed-dea]

you are falling off a very tall biulding

[alienschoolgirl]

Dissociation soundtrack

[bubonickitten]

lost in an abandoned shopping mall where all the stores are gated and the lights are flickering and this is crackling over some distant speakers when suddenly you catch a glimpse of something drifting down the broken escalator and it’s vaguely humanoid except its arms are too disproportionately long and knees don’t typically bend that way

[i-am-kantkiss-neverclean]

shopping in walmart @ 2am for waffles as a big fight happens behind you

[heywriters]

8. Your eyes meet across the room of a cafeteria foodfight (or similarly chaotic scene).

9. You’re in an abandoned shopping mall and your eyes meet with the humanoid thing coming down the stairs. It’s love at first sight. The song plays over a montage of your happy years together in the abandoned mall.

10. Desk packed, you’re quitting that hell job and slow-motion flipping off every soul there as you, your coffee mug, and seventeen bobbleheads leave for the last time.

[ryvenknight-deactivated20200403]

11. Slo-mo waking through your old town, re-visiting your old haunts and seeing the sights for the last time as it’s burned to the ground.

12. You just got fired from your dream job. You’re in a daze, drifting through the building in a blur. And then, someone comes to help you. It’s the person that you’ve been pinning after for years. And your closest friend. They have your back. You’re not alone.

13. You’re falling. Or flying. Either way, it’s taking an awfully long time.

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[deathtoamericasmokecrack]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[moosemum]

Quick Poll

I need to prove a point.

Like if your definition of “Spork” is this:

Reblog if your definition of “Spork” is this:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

okay this reminded me of the strongest human being (I use that label with some reservation) I have ever met and I still think about him like once a week because about 4 years ago on Thanksgiving night my sister, cousin, and I were going to pick up a friend about a 40 minute drive from home, and I got lost and tried to turn around on a little gravel pull-off on the side of the road, but my front tires got stuck in the snow.

we were in the middle of nowhere with no cell reception, and the only sign of life was a single, completely dark house across the road from us.

We all did our best to push the car out, and we’re strong people, but we couldn’t make it budge. Cold and stuck, we climbed back and wondered what to do. A car full of men pulled over beside us and asked if we needed help, but getting out of our locked car on a backroad at night with strange men felt like a bad idea, so we said a tow was coming and waved them along. We did that twice before finally deciding our only option was to accept the next offer for help and just risk it,

when a man came out of the house across the street.

He’d clearly been watching us and figured out why we’d been lying to people, which really surprised me & he said “it’s okay, you can stay in your car and keep the doors locked. Just start backing up when I say so.”

I had the window cracked and told him “it’s too stuck. There’s no way we’re getting out. Could you call a tow?”

And he said “just back up when I say so.”

So he walked around the front of the car, squatted, and said “okay back up,”

and I did, and

he lifted

the front of the car Into The Air. Off its front wheels, and we backed up while he essentially wheel-barrowed us back onto the road.

And we were honest to god yelling. We couldn’t help it. We just yelled until all four wheels were back on the ground and he was waving us off while we thanked him.

And then I looked at my sister and cousin & said “he REALLY told us we can KEEP our doors locked as if THAT WOULD’VE FUCKING STOPPED HIM!!!! As if he couldn’t have just RIPPED EM OFF THE HINGES.”

I later looked up the weight of my car, and it’s 3200 pounds without anything or anyone in it.

This haunts me.

[soratayuya]

the power of respecting women

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this is the only valid response on this post