Damian: So, what are you getting me for Christmas?
Jason: Actually, no, terrible try. What was that? Where’s the subtly? The cunning?
Steph: Just out of curiosity, were you expecting that to work? At all?
Damian: It’s all part of my plan.
Steph: Are you going to expound on that, or…
Oracle: Robin, there’s a burglary taking place on 5th and Jefferson.
Nightwing: I’ll be there in like three minutes, Robin, just wait for me.
Robin: I have it handled.
Red Robin: Just wait for Nightwing, you dummy.
Spoiler: You’re going to make Nightwing sad.
Oracle: Or you’ll get hurt.
Robin: Tt. I’ll be fine. “He will win who knows when to fight and when to fight harder.”
Red Hood: That is NOT how that quote goes.
Oracle: Hood, I thought you were in California this week.
Red Hood: I felt an insult to humanity preparing to take form.
Cass: Did you tell Jason what you wanted for Christmas yet?
Damian: I’m working on it.
Tim: Why are you in my room?
Damian: You left the window open.
Damian: The philosophers are very clear on what to do there.
Damian, a little louder: When your enemy leaves their WINDOW open.
Tim: And are you achieving what you are hoping to achieve right now?
Tim: You know, you could always write a letter to Santa like a normal kid.
Tim: Yeah… Probably for the best, actually, considering past dealings and all…
Damian, opening his gift:
Dick: What’d Jason give you?
Damian: *proudly holds up a signed copy of The Art of War*
Tim: Okay, that’s got to be fake, right?
Everyone: *looks at Jason*
Jason, shrugging: The Flashes owed me a favor.
Bruce, eye twitching slightly: Do I have to send the time travel safety presentation out to everyone again?
Jason: Don’t worry, they already fixed the parts of the timeline they broke.
Bruce: *very lengthy sigh*
Damian: Thank you, Jason.
Jason: Now there will be no more murdering of quotes. You have no excuses.
Steph: And just asking was too hard because…
Damian: What’s the point of that? Where’s the cunning? The subtly?
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