love is the thing

retired yet somehow never beating the foolish gamers allegations

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bird he/him ao3 famously normal about creatures and also guys

askbox is open say whateva wheneva

i talk about nsfw stuff frequently. if you are under 18 then self select and KEEP OUT! BIG KIDS ONLY.

hiiiii i will not shut up about dream and the dream team but also various video games and sometimes music and f1 i dont really know i just blabber a bunch!!

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awesamdude married awwwwh……. time flies………

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twitters been fun lately

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so anyways the phoenician scheme is actually pretty good and i enjoyed nerdyhot michael cera in it. so those are my life updates. and nothing else happened

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just had probably the best chicken katsu of my fucking life it’s an xbox 360 summer

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so anyways the phoenician scheme is actually pretty good and i enjoyed nerdyhot michael cera in it. so those are my life updates. and nothing else happened

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where the hell is that anon from like two months ago. holy shit natemac and jo drouin are fuckinf crazy i tapped into their yaoi and DO NOT FEEL NORMALLLLLLL

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please anon if you’re fucking there. like i’m really really really scared of natemac he has something SINISTER GOING ON.

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where the hell is that anon from like two months ago. holy shit natemac and jo drouin are fuckinf crazy i tapped into their yaoi and DO NOT FEEL NORMALLLLLLL

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jesus may have only had one judas but his st. peter also never got in the boxing ring to back his shit up. So it’s a little bit of a trade off

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only knowing of hockey machine natemac is lowkey real af he's just soooo locked in most of the time which is what makes the yaoi hit stronger to me. also i mostly became endeared to him during covid because he would stream on twitch and i realized when you take away the Hockey Focus he's just a nice canadian boy <- i think i can get into mcdavid through the same lens he's just a slightly awkward lad

OH MY GOD NATEMAC STREAMED DURING COVID? i have been kind of nutzo about mitch’s streaming era rn like it’s. ITS REALLY BAD he is dog shit fucking awful at every game he plays and i’m just kicking my feet like hiiiiiii mitch :) and yes you have to see davo for who he is: a shy kid who just wants to play hockey. THATS THE FUCKING TRAGEDY OF IT ALL. HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY HOCKEY. AND NOW HES BEING CALLED JESUS.

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alsooooo you were right about the mcdrai yaoi. wowwwie i started with your recs and fell down a rabbit hole godbless hrpf writers

RIGHT. RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT. like it’s really bad in the past few days i’ve become emotionally reliant upon leon draisaitl he is literally like if you made a doberman a Real Boy. and he and connor work bc he’s the Nicest German Guy Ever and connor is the Most Socially Inept Canadian On The Planet. it’s fucking awesome.

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IM HERE! ummm yeah their yaoi is something else they make me feel crazy. also i hope i didnt irreparably alter your view of natemac lol

NO!!!! you’ve endeared me and several others to natemac lowkey i was scared of him for a while because i thought he was a Hockey Machine so i’m glad he has a boy best friend slash soulmate who he goes on dates with and he knows how to smile et cetera :) i’m not going to root for the avs necessarily but hey if they’re playing a team i don’t like i will be cheering for them!!!!

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where’s anon from a few days ago i fully read through the natejo primer and im scared. what do you mean the avs have biblical yaoi

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also THANKUOU for the recs! i will read when i'm off work

<33333 ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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i feel like my summary can't do them enough justice but if u want i found this primer. its accurate and focuses on the present after nate brought jo to colorado but also links their older lore https://www.tumblr.com/scoringeffects/763803960615288832/do-you-haveknow-of-any-kind-of-natejo-primer

YAS OKAY TAPPING INNNNNN THANK YOU I LOVE A PRIMER. DOING THE WORK OF GOD BRAVE SOLDIER

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yes it nathan mackinnon and jo drouin 😭😭😭 ohhhhh the narrative is so effing crazy they played together in halifax (mooseheads) then were drafted- nate to the avs ofc and jo originally went to tampa but then got traded to the habs. jo's career has been thru a lot but he finally ended up with the avs in 2023 and had a career high that year (#fated). their pre-draft lore is actually insane

oh. oh wow theyre finding their way back to each other oh i see. i see. thank god jo escaped from fucking tampa and then MONTREAL what a hellish existence to fucking live like he deserves some sweet feel good yaoi after this. i hope theyre happy and healthy and yaoiful. avs are doing well this season yayyyyyyyyy

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Made a little something on slur reclamation.

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And there it is, yeah.