big crunch

shawty owwwww shawty it hurts stop it owwww

[nervousyoungmarxist]

Hi intro yay

IUHHH uh they

megapervert marxist leninist

I like homestuck, hannibal, interested in iwtv, mlp, cate wurtz comics(specifically crow cillers), evangelion, david lynch, david cronenberg and just freaky movies in general, persona(mostly 4), psycholonials, scott pilgrim, star trek and car seat headrest.

i’m really into experimental music, noise rock and industrial music. Some of my favorite artists(besides car seat headrest) consist of; xiu xiu, Neutral milk hotel, bjork, death grips, midori, fka twigs, einstürzende neubauten, frank zappa, satanicpornocultshop, cibo matto, sufjan stevens, talking heads, black dresses and other devi mcallion projects and deerhoof.

don’t be weird to me i don’t know you bye.

that should be it have a good day yippee.

[apeirophobia]

Two Figures (Bacon, 1953) | Half Man (Gadd, 2026)

[irenthel]

I can't believe Armand killed Larry.

[buckybucananbarnes]

people on tiktok calling Armand a weird freak for stalking Daniel for 50 years yall are NOT surviving the winter

[lexdelioncourt]

I know some people are disappointed that the DM park scene was so short, but I keep watching it over and over and it is just so fucking loaded.

First, the fact that Daniel goes there, and that he wants Armand to prove that he loved him. The way Armand goes straight to 1990, conveniently skipping over all of the 70s and 80s. A love confession didn't work last time, it clearly scared Daniel off. But the following (chase)? The stalking? In the context of "past DM real", that worked last time. That got Daniel to fall in love with him in the first place. Maybe it will work again?

Then the face journeys they're both going on. They are dancing around each other like crazy. Both playing their cards way too close to their chests. Daniel's "yeah?" feels so much like he's waiting for that fanfic favourite "yeah" reply. A return to that verbal sparring of Dubai because he likes that and it's comfortable, but he doesn't get it. Instead he gets "love between vampires..." and he fights it with "I will never love—" and then Armand changes tack. Another self-preservation tactic.

No, it's not about them. Not at all. It's about Lestat and Sofia, because Armand knows Daniel loves a good journalistic takedown. Loves to lob a bomb. He'll want this and maybe it'll make him want Armand too. And Daniel looks disappointed that maybe Armand doesn't want him, doesn't want to love him anymore after all.

Meanwhile, Armand looks like he wants to say so much more but he's being so careful because last time it went badly, and every time he loves, every time he hopes to be companions with somebody they shoot him down. So it's safer to say that he wants to be Daniel's maker. That's safe. That's less vulnerable.

The entire scene Daniel is vibrating out of his skin, looking like he's fighting for his life against the instinct to go to Armand. Does he want to kill him or kiss him? He doesn't know. He's about two seconds from folding and if you held a lit match next to those two they would both fucking explode.

Sure, I wish they'd had more screen time together but there is SO MUCH MEAT on those DM bones in that scene.

[mad-scientist-enthusiast]

He's like the Eraserhead baby to me 🙂‍↕️

[dark-eyedcupid]

imagine being called a bottom twink by the kid who moaned when you telekinesis-ed him to his knees in the 70s. armand should be worse

[nightislands]

I can’t stop thinking about this and laughing out loud

[the-breath-in-air]

Old man/baby vamp Daniel constantly sarcastically calling young man/ancient vamp Armand "Dad" while Armand looks at him with the biggest lost puppy eyes is just so *chef's kiss.*

And setting up this old man journalist to fall for Armand, despite knowing how manipulative Armand is and how willing to lie Armand is...*chef's kiss.*

[ihateornithologists]

how i feel watching the season called the vampire lestat

[nervousyoungmarxist]

daniel please disprove the armand mid pussy myth

[mymycorrhizae]

Was Dubai bullshit? What? Me breaking you down. You knew everything the whole time, didn't you? It was just theatre. No. No. I swear.

[empire-of-light]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 1.04 The Devil's Road

[nervousyoungmarxist]

the devils minion dadson i’m so hard

[dirt-c1ty]

i lowkey would love to see what he would look like trapped in the jaws of a large animal

[ghostfails]

[plasmalogical]

sentence that makes you burst into tears

[abed-with-a-knife]

showing up to kill a man’s whole coven and rip out his spine and burn him alive. in converse high tops.

louis de pointe du lac your heart too big your swag too fire your eyes too green. they’ll kill you