AT LAST, THANKS T0 THE 0RGANIC CRYPT0 MINING 0PERATI0N, MY MASTER PLAN IS C0MPLETE. I N0W 0WN EVERY SINGLE GAME 0N STEAM.
Christ, I’m jealous
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@neur-rax
AT LAST, THANKS T0 THE 0RGANIC CRYPT0 MINING 0PERATI0N, MY MASTER PLAN IS C0MPLETE. I N0W 0WN EVERY SINGLE GAME 0N STEAM.
Christ, I’m jealous
Why exactly is a species keeping another, riskier species?
Uh, hate to tell you this, but Xeno’s not a pet… or pet-shaped. It’s humanoid!
Plus, so far in the house we have me, Bio, Parasite, Virus, Bacteria, Prion, Shadow, Neurax, (Not the one on here, though.) Necroa, Fungus and now Xeno! In other words, if a human entered our living area, it would not live to see the welcome mat.
Though there is also a random monkey sometimes. It can speak and it weirds us out.
I’m the better one
We got firecrackers because why shouldn’t we get explosives
We aren’t actually celebrating, it’s just for the sake of explosions
NAN0. IS THE CRYSTAL SPREADING. THIS IS URGENT. THE FATE 0F THE PLANET IS AT STAKE.
Nah, seems to just be staying in our backyard. The guy that came from it is cool though! It’s name is Xeno. It’s cute!
IT IS ALIVE?
NAN0. Y0U MUST DESTR0Y IT ASAP. THIS IS LIFE 0R DEATH F0R ALL 0F US.
Phweheheh! When isn’t it life of death?!
Always somethin, Isn’t there?
There’s always some bullshit!
Everyine but me. S’lame.
Ooc post
Alas, poor soul who’s mind has been tainted by the false god-worm, do thee require assistance removing thy problem? I shall pray for thee aswell, that the blight infecting thy mind be expelled without hesitation.
- @amon-the-angelic-researcher
HA! No.
She has a name.
Microscopic blights heed no name. Thoust are clearly too far gone… but I shant give up hope for thy clouded mind.
BABE, I CONSENTED TO HER SITTING IN MY SKULL
How preposterous! Why on earth would anyone consent to having their pure, noble mind sullied by such virulent pests?!
Because she’s more likable than people lmfao
Alas, poor soul who’s mind has been tainted by the false god-worm, do thee require assistance removing thy problem? I shall pray for thee aswell, that the blight infecting thy mind be expelled without hesitation.
- @amon-the-angelic-researcher
HA! No.
She has a name.
Microscopic blights heed no name. Thoust are clearly too far gone… but I shant give up hope for thy clouded mind.
BABE, I CONSENTED TO HER SITTING IN MY SKULL
Alas, poor soul who’s mind has been tainted by the false god-worm, do thee require assistance removing thy problem? I shall pray for thee aswell, that the blight infecting thy mind be expelled without hesitation.
- @amon-the-angelic-researcher
HA! No.
She has a name.
NAN0. IS THE CRYSTAL SPREADING. THIS IS URGENT. THE FATE 0F THE PLANET IS AT STAKE.
Nah, seems to just be staying in our backyard. The guy that came from it is cool though! It’s name is Xeno. It’s cute!
Cool, cool.
SICK. RAD. AWESOME.
Why, did it like, personally offend you on twitter or something?
We packed the computer up fucn you
I mean fuck
I hate thpdj f on a phone
Alsob don’t have twitter
WHY DOES MY HUMAN HAVE NINETY CENT VODKA
NAN0. IS THE CRYSTAL SPREADING. THIS IS URGENT. THE FATE 0F THE PLANET IS AT STAKE.
Nah, seems to just be staying in our backyard. The guy that came from it is cool though! It’s name is Xeno. It’s cute!
Cool, cool.
SICK. RAD. AWESOME.
Man, it’s been pretty calm lately. Which is weird, becaus
HOLY FUCK THERE’S AN ASTEROID IN THE BACKYELARD IM GONNA GDIO LIVK IT
And here we see a case of natural selection.
Your first reaction to a weird green asteroid WOULDN’T be to lick it?! Boring!!!!
..
Okay, I lack a tongue-
Ahhh. Physically forced to be boring.
Anyways the rock tastes like crystals. Aka: nothing. It is also reallly REALLY STUPIDLY HOT!!!
SEARCHING DATABASE:
MATCH F0UND.
.....
I PRAY T0 WHATEVER DEITY MAY EXIST THAT THE DATABASE IS WR0NG 0N THIS 0NE.
That bad?
THAT THING MIGHT HAVE THE CAPABILITY T0 RESTRUCTURE EARTH INT0 S0METHING INC0MPATIBLE WITH LIFE AS WE KN0W IT.
Ah.
It’s what
What’s gonna
No. No thank you.
Let’s not and say we did.
Man, it’s been pretty calm lately. Which is weird, becaus
HOLY FUCK THERE’S AN ASTEROID IN THE BACKYELARD IM GONNA GDIO LIVK IT
And here we see a case of natural selection.
Your first reaction to a weird green asteroid WOULDN’T be to lick it?! Boring!!!!
..
Okay, I lack a tongue-
Ahhh. Physically forced to be boring.
Anyways the rock tastes like crystals. Aka: nothing. It is also reallly REALLY STUPIDLY HOT!!!
SEARCHING DATABASE:
MATCH F0UND.
.....
I PRAY T0 WHATEVER DEITY MAY EXIST THAT THE DATABASE IS WR0NG 0N THIS 0NE.
That bad?
Ooc post
What’s good, William Wood-Knot here, the beloved mod..
Time to rant about the worm
Clarifications and lore:
Man, it’s been pretty calm lately. Which is weird, becaus
HOLY FUCK THERE’S AN ASTEROID IN THE BACKYELARD IM GONNA GDIO LIVK IT
And here we see a case of natural selection.
Your first reaction to a weird green asteroid WOULDN’T be to lick it?! Boring!!!!
..
Okay, I lack a tongue-
Ahhh. Physically forced to be boring.
Anyways the rock tastes like crystals. Aka: nothing. It is also reallly REALLY STUPIDLY HOT!!!
(*keyboard clacking noises*)
Google says you have three days to live.
Anyways, I’m gonna go crack a rat’s skull, liquidize its brain and mix honey into it, baiiiiiiii
GOOGLE IS A LIAR!!!! I WOULD KNOW, I DATED IT FOR A WEEK AND IT SUCKED!!!!
..
Okay.
Man, it’s been pretty calm lately. Which is weird, becaus
HOLY FUCK THERE’S AN ASTEROID IN THE BACKYELARD IM GONNA GDIO LIVK IT
And here we see a case of natural selection.
Your first reaction to a weird green asteroid WOULDN’T be to lick it?! Boring!!!!
..
Okay, I lack a tongue-
Ahhh. Physically forced to be boring.
Anyways the rock tastes like crystals. Aka: nothing. It is also reallly REALLY STUPIDLY HOT!!!
(*keyboard clacking noises*)
Google says you have three days to live.
Anyways, I’m gonna go crack a rat’s skull, liquidize its brain and mix honey into it, baiiiiiiii
Man, it’s been pretty calm lately. Which is weird, becaus
HOLY FUCK THERE’S AN ASTEROID IN THE BACKYELARD IM GONNA GDIO LIVK IT
And here we see a case of natural selection.
Your first reaction to a weird green asteroid WOULDN’T be to lick it?! Boring!!!!
..
Okay, I lack a tongue-