Marital Bliss
Mrs N holding up a block of cheese: "Did you leave this out on purpose?"
Me: “No, sorry"
[Mrs N puts the cheese in the fridge]
Me [to the tune of ‘Gimme Shelter’]: “OH CHILDREN. SHE PUT THE CHEESE AWAY. SHE PUT THE CHEESE AWAY."
Mrs N: “WOULD YOU BE QUIET I’M WORKING"










