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I’LL DRINK THE COMMONERS TEA

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Psychic: *reads my mind* My mind: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE psychic: wtf
I’ll do it
I’LL DRINK THE COMMONERS TEA
It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine compilations… I’m truly living in 3018 y’all
@ all my followers who want easy money
Nielsen is amazing and I completely vouch for them. Pro-tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because they pay for each device that you connect. You can expect to earn about $50 from a single device. Nielsen also gives away $10,000 EACH MONTH. All you have to do is keep the app on your computer and you’ll be entered into their monthly sweepstakes. The top prize earners take home $1,000 each, and 400 people win cash prizes.
To everyone worried about what data they collect, this is from their website:
TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, and how much time you spend on these sites. They NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. So if you could use some extra cash, you honestly have nothing to lose. Google already collects (and sells) your data, the difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you.
They’ve been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations peopled tuned into, next getting into television ratings, and now they want to measure the popularity of websites and online videos. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. What a time to be alive indeed.
alright i’m not gonna bullshit anyone about this,,,
I have Nielsen in my home and literally it IS getting paid to watch TV. But one, you have to be SELECTED to be in the PROGRAM, and children in the home (I’m considered a child to the program) only get toys n shit
It’s fr not that great..
Dan & Phil Fanfics?
Hi so I’ve decided I wanna make like fanfics n shit... so like if anyone sees this just go ahead and message me or something for what you want.. I’m feeling really creative lol... also !! this would be my first time writing dnp fanfics, i’ve wrote other stuff (on wattpad) but never anything on here or about dnp.. okay thanks ! :)))))))
Alright, so I have this idea (I don’t think it’s been done before, please let me know if it has) and I need to know if its good or shitty or if anyone is remotely interested.
Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of older Dan and Phil fans feeling out of place and some younger ones feeling this way as well. This gave me the idea to have bigs and littles. You know how when you join a sorority and they give you a “big”, it’s exactly that, only in the phandom (although we could make a sorority name). There would be an application to fill out, saying which you would like to be along with other interests, so you get placed with the best suited person. We could have a group chat with all the bigs and littles as well. The phandom is an amazing community of people who look after each other and like getting to know one another, and I thought this could be a fun way to do that!
If you are interested in joining this, like or reblog the post, to let me know. If you hate this idea please also let me know, I need the feedback. If you’re interested in helping organize or have any questions/comments/concerns, my inbox is always open!
it’s noggy time
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got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///
i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack
reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune
HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND I JUST GOT A REFUND CHECK IN THE MAIL FOR 217.52!!!!
white gays would rather watch a movie that glorifies pedophilia and predatory relationships than one that promotes a healthy gay relationship because… the pedophilic one has two whites and the one worth watching is between two Black men.
this is made even funnier by the fact that 1) moonlight ends with chiron and kevin reuniting and presumably starting a life together whereas call me by your name ends with the pedophile getting his nut off then going home and marrying a woman, leaving the kid heartbroken and 2) moonlight’s screenplay was written by a gay man and cmbyn was co-written by 3 dudes, only one of which is gay, and based off a book written by a straight dude
oh and its worth noting that the two leads in cmbyn are both bisexual. none of the writers, producers, or the director of the film are bisexual which is why no one bothered to protest a story that promotes the harmful stereotype of bisexuals being cheaters who eventually settle down with someone of a different gender aka a trope that has existed since the dawn of time and has damaged the bisexual community almost beyond repair
This is about the level of idiotic discourse I expect from someone who thinks Moonlight was aimed at straight people
Moonlight is such a good movie, I watched it while in rehab. I haven’t seen CMBYN but from what I’m reading now, I don’t want to watch it. :|
And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“
- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)
Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder
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Pray for the families that have been hurt yesterday by the latest school shooting. Two months into 2018 and there have already been so many shootings.
I dream of a party at four in the morning.
While the world sleeps restlessly in bed.
I’d pour over stories of simplistic joy, drunk in fantasy of how that could’ve been me.
While bills stack higher on the kitchen island as I pirouette and grand jete to unheard music and laugh the ugly laughs that make people fall in love with you.
But the room is empty- saving space for unspoken dreams and what could’ve been.
When you’re up late with your wishes as they’re crushed by the pertinent wants of others- the best company is none at all.
Party. Of one.
I dream of only being alive when the moon is up- remembering a night long ago where I lie under its glow and fell in love with an ugly laugh belonging to someone else.
As the moon departs, it takes the party with it. As the sun arrives, I am suddenly so very tired.
Hopefully I don’t wake up with a hangover.
you’re being killed.
stabbed. brutally murdered.
bleeding. your insides pour as you lay in agony.
excrutiating pain shatters and burns every ounce of you- like a broken shot glass.
time. is. ticking.
miraculously, you survive.
bloody scabs. gashes. open wounds.
what now?
creams. pills. casts. stitches.
marvelous sidekicks to the only certain healer-
time. time heals all wounds.
time. is. ticking.
day by day, the numbers on the clock begin to stitch and suture every wound.
healing commences as you begin to realign with who you were before tragedy.
one pressing question.
who did it?
who possesses such a rotting vengeance for you? who’s deepest desire was to tear the pages off of the calendar that is your life?
time. is. ticking.
you resort back to all you know. the only true healer. the only thing you trust.
time.
after all, it healed you personally.
“Time,” your voice shakes.
“Yes, darling?” It echoes back.
“Who was trying to kill me?” “Who wanted so desperately to end my life?”
“I did, silly. Just because I healed you, doesn’t mean I wasn’t slowly killing you at the same time.”
time. keeps. ticking.
fairy dust is fentanyl
and i don’t wanna live at all
peter pan and wendy’d die
if they knew the world was lies
i remember jumping rope
now tie it in a noose to cope
razor scooters hurt my ankles
razor blades will make the pain go
monkey bars and a swingset
pop a bar or percocet
we never remember how many days go by
or when the child inside us started to die
it’s not definitive, it’s foggy and gray
but we all seemed to put our toys away
vivid visions of santa, fairies and easter bunnies
turn to banter because you’re married and have no money
the child in all of us is still alive
but it’s getting harder and harder each day to find
hide and go seek but no ones looking
they’re too busy paying bills or cooking
the youth we clung on to is dying to survive
but it’s getting harder and harder to simply revive
now take out your pigtails and go work a nine to five.