Hello I will be your ref for the evening

Sorry I do make the rules

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NHL Rule #7

A player scoring 3 goals in a game is a hat trick, even if one was against their own team

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NHL Rule #6

Lifting the goal and scoring under the bottom bar is illegal

[m-carrick]

Colton Parayko can do what he wants ❗️

   ↪ during OT of oilers @ blues || 5 dec 2018

[nhl-ref]

NHL Rule #5

Colton Parayko can do what he wants

[nhl-ref]

A little known fact about the training to be an NHL ref: we get pavlov trained to blow our whistles every time we see Tom Wilson

[nhl-ref]

Nothing the Pens ever do will be a penalty

You can’t change my mind

[nhl-ref]

Related, everything Tom Wilson does is a penalty. You still cannot change my mind

[nhl-ref]

Nothing the Pens ever do will be a penalty

You can't change my mind

[nhl-ref]

NHL rule #4

Sitting on goalies is now legal apparently

[nhl-ref]

NHL rule #3

Tom Wilson is automatically suspended at the beginning of every game. He will still serve penalty time for anything we can blame him for

[nhl-ref]

NHL rule #2

Dropped sticks will be burned for warmth

[nhl-ref]

Anybody got any spare knee pads? I've worn mine out this game

[nhl-ref]

NHL rule #1

Once per game, the Flyers are allowed to pick one (1) player to sacrifice to Gritty to appease his blood lust

[nhl-ref]

Okay but seriously what are the rules of hockey