running down to the riptide

nick tallagar, sophomore, art major, resident gay lemme paint you like one of my french girls. i'm kidding, boobs scare me

[tsundereology]

Do elderly ladies even hit on people?

[nicholastallagay]

Do they ever! They're pretty much the worst offenders.

[jessraymunds]

Yeah, I guess it is. Do you think another puppy will come along that I can look after?

That would be so great, thank you Nicky-Poo.

[nicholastallagay]

It's possible, I mean anything is possible.

It would be my pleasure, Jessie.

[nicholastallagay]

Today I got hit on... by an elderly lady.

[jessraymunds]

His name is apparently Max. And it’s a boy, I found out finally. I guess e’d be happier with the little kids to play with all the time rather than being locked in my dorm room. Plus, Marcie will probably be relieved she doesn’t have to live with it anymore.

Maybe if I promise to take someone with me to stop me from stealing it, and promise not to give it too much chocolate they might let me. Hopefully. Max was the cutest little puppy.

[nicholastallagay]

It's for the best, love.

I'll come with you, if you want. 

[daisy-montgomery]

To everyone!

[nicholastallagay]

I very much doubt that.

[hennerselwick]

And then some what?

[nicholastallagay]

... Never mind Have fun on your date.

[daisy-montgomery]

I’m pretty sure you’d be very kissable!

[nicholastallagay]

To some... maybe.

[hennerselwick]

Perhaps he finds me interesting and would like to have a wonderful and intelligent conversation with someone.

[nicholastallagay]

Yes, and then some, mate.

[daisy-montgomery]

Oh, I could just kiss you.

I mean - I - oh.

[nicholastallagay]

I'm flattered, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be the best to kiss.

[hennerselwick]

Why would I do that?

[nicholastallagay]

Well, why do you think he wants to meet you for coffee?

[daisy-montgomery]

You really know how to make a girl smile, Nick.

[nicholastallagay]

Well, uh... thank you, I guess? 

[nicholastallagay]

RUN TAYLAH RUN

TOO EMOTIONAL

TO MOVE

[hennerselwick]

The boy who asked for my number finally rang today and asked me if I’d be interested in having coffee with him.

[nicholastallagay]

Send me in your place instead.

[nicholastallagay]

THEY'RE ON STAGE

20KM AWAY FROM ME

THEY'RE SINGING I WOULD

THI IS REAL

I AM UPSET

[daisy-montgomery]

Aw shucks. Do people actually say aw shucks? I’m sorry. I’m not making sense.

[nicholastallagay]

I'm not sure anyone says it, but you make it sound rather adorable.

[daisy-montgomery]

How did we even get to Jesus? Oh dear. You’re so cute, Nick.

[nicholastallagay]

Aw, Dais, now I'm the one that's going to start blushing.

[daisy-montgomery]

I’ve decided that Jesus probably doesn’t like it when we talk about him possessively. Like, isn’t Jesus for everyone?

[nicholastallagay]

... Why are we talking about Jesus?

... Oh wait, never mind, I just got it.