Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

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Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)
by Magdalena Fernandez Arriaga
You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...
Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops doâŠsooo now her dad looking at you like..
Meanwhile you looking back likeâŠ
Yo girl sitting there like..
& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there likeâŠ
Grandma be like
Grandpa be like
The dog like
The cat like
The bird like..
The Uncle under his breath likeâŠ..
Pastors wife be like
Ohmygawd đ
Big brother be like
I have to reblog this đ I just have to!
the trees outside the window are like
Just damn
Iâm trying to see what happens ⊠I need money âŠ. Hahaha⊠Kisses!!!!
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