me to thousands of strangers on the internet: im suicidal
me with my personal therapist that i pay to listen to my problems: like i guess….. im kinda not happy…. with living and all…. god this is embarrassing…. sorry
Interview Vampire Daily

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Color Me Curious
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The Stonewall Inn
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me to thousands of strangers on the internet: im suicidal
me with my personal therapist that i pay to listen to my problems: like i guess….. im kinda not happy…. with living and all…. god this is embarrassing…. sorry
expose him
sometimes art manifests itself in unlikely places
me @ my body: perhaps... since it's summer... you could sleep without the blanket?
my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no
me??? upset???? yes constantly
911 HELP ME IM BEING STEREOTYPED INTO A THREESOME AGAIN
1: “You’re bi? Oh my god! My husband and I have been dying to try some stuff out! What’s your number?”
2: [blowing whistle furiously] “Help!”
me getting robbed on an elevator: that’s wrong on so many levels haha :)
robber:
me:
robber:
me:
robber:
me: honestly? the fact that u dont appreciate,
satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
Dang it I’ve written like 5000 words trying to explain this and I only needed this post to reblog
#i always remember that thing terry pratchett said #about how satire is meant to ridicule power #if you’re laughing at people who are hurting it’s not satire it’s bullying (tags via @vrabia)
not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least
me @ drama i’m not involved in
this guy has the most difficult bird of all time but he loves him anyway
me reblogging my mutuals’ original posts: support ur local farmers