The Baddest Witch of Them All

○ THE MOON HAS AWOKEN, WITH THE SLEEP OF THE SUN. THE LIGHT HAS BEEN BROKEN, THE SPELL HAS BEGUN.

[nightaholic4566]

We asked for equal rights not golden toilet seats.

[nightaholic4566]

I'm sorry that recognizing myself as a feminist and seeking social justice for man and woman bothers you.

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[nightaholic4566]

Show those demons who's BOSS...

Not their boss though...

[nightaholic4566]

Shit Said In My Class

"Corpus Crispy,"

"Algebra, my gyul. Solve your own problems."

"Guys, I'm interested in getting me a daddy."

"Everybody loves eraser crumbs!"

"444-3198 I need some credit!"

"Maybe I should become a prostitute..."

"Correct is Right!"

"You're not acting this way cause you're a Pisces, it's because you're a bitch!"

"I hope blowjobs are worth a lot, cause if I suck at math I could suck some dick."

"This close to dropping out and getting a sugar daddy guys!"

"It's simple really, I just need a hot boy to like me and I'll like him back."

"It took me a month to finish my essay, how the fuck am I supposed to do it in 30 minutes."

[wordsnstuff]

Resources For Worldbuilding

Culture & Society

Creating Fictional Holidays

Music For Your Fantasy World

Creating Religions & Belief Systems

How to Design Your Diabolical Cult

Historically Accurate Sexism in Fantasy: Let’s Unpack That

Debate with the Squirrels: Sexism in Fantasy

Feudalism

Using Politics In Fantasy Fiction

Mythic Justice – Crime and Punishment in Your Fantasy World

Government Worldbuilding

Realistic Political Strife

A Politics Of Worldbuilding

Language

Creating a Language

The Language Construction Kit

The International Phonetic Alphabet – Audio Illustrations

Fantasy Name Generator

Geographic Names

Medieval Names Archive 

Squid Name Generator 

Model Languages

Xenolinguistics 

History

Prehistory

Mythos

History

Today

Myths, Creatures, and Folklore

Encyclopedia Mythica

The Ancient History Encyclopedia

Using History as Inspiration for Fantasy

Victorian Era Family Day Life in England

Peasant Life in the Middle Ages

Everyday Life in the Middle Ages

English Monarchs

Feudal Japan

The Story and Structure of the Iroquois Confederacy

Science + Geography

Dimensions

Solar Bodies

Climatology

Planetary Geography

Water Geography

Cartography, Maps, Star Charts, and Writing

Fundamentals of Physical Geography

Dating of Middle-earth events, using Precession of the Equinoxes and Tidal Friction

Orbital Operations in Science Fiction

Planet Designer

Artificial gravity calculator

Natural gravity calculator

Selden’s Catalogs of Objects for Celestia

Medieval Technology

Defining the Source, Effects, and Cost of Magic

How to Create a Rational Magic System

Miscellaneous

/r/worldbuilding

Fantasy World Generator

SciFi World Generator

Focused Ambiguity: Using Metaphor in Fantasy Writing

Space Engine

Terragen

The Five foundations of Worldbuilding

Setting the Fantastic in the Everyday World

[nightaholic4566]

Listen up Witches:

If that motherfucking demon doesn't want to get shit done then report him to Satan, it's about time you ask to speak to the Manager!

- nightaholic

[nightaholic4566]

Do really think I can run for anything other than for President?

[nightaholic4566]

That awesome feeling when you entwined spells in your insults and that bitch has no idea why she keeps tripping over her own feet.

[nightaholic4566]

Don't hex while driving.

[nightaholic4566]

Teach your children about crystals, they won't have money for drugs.

[nightaholic4566]

No one likes spoiled children, so be sure to use an air-tight container when storing leftovers.

[nightaholic4566]

Some days, you just have to put on the hat and remind them who they're dealing with.

[nightaholic4566]

Miraculous Ladybug OC Template

For those who are as obsessed with Miraculous Ladybug as I am: a template for your OC.

General Information First name: Middle name(s): Surname: Age: Title: Species: Blood Type: Astrological Sign: Birthday: Race: Gender: Sexuality: Current residence: Relationship status: Social status:

Traits of Voice Accent (if any): Language spoken: Other languages known: Style of speaking: Volume of voice: Voice Actor:

Appearance: Height: Weight: Build of body: Skin Tone: Skin Color: Iris color: Glasses: Hair Color: Hair Length: Hair Style: Hair Accessories: Makeup: Scent: Walking:

Face and head Complexion: Face shape: Jawline: Nose shape: Lip shape: Lip color: Ear type: Teeth: Tooth color:

Outfits: Head accessory: Weapon(s): Gadget(s): Favorite accessory: Favorite object: Other important objects:

Personality

Likes: - - - - -

Dislikes: - - - - -

History Birth country: Hometown: Past places of residence:

Relationships

Parents: Mother's: -Mother's Age: -Mother's ethnicity:

Father: -Father's Age: -Father's ethnicity:

Any enemies:

Friends:

Best friend(s):

Love Interest:

Important Relative:

Others Hobbies/past times: Instrument: Guilty pleasures: Pet peeves: Pets:

-Kwami Info- Name: Age: Gender: Appearance: Favorite Food: Likes: Dislikes: Personality: Friends: Powers and Abilities: Living residence/sleeping space:

-Miraculous info- Name: Nicknames: Partner: Appearance: Miraculous Personality: Miraculous Item: Transformation Catchphrase: Powers and Abilities: Special Power: Weapon: Extra:

[nightaholic4566]

Being A Witch

A witch’s work is never done.

She’s gotta know how to be a bitch in specific occasions and be the loving cinnamon roll in others. If you are the kind of witch who could do both then I salute, you are an honorable and outstanding hex beast with whose magic is too good for this world.  

[nightaholic4566]

My class sucks at French

French Teacher: How do you pronounce a-u

Me: Ah.

Classmate 1: Aw.

Classmate 2: Ooh.

Classmate 3: Ayy.

20 minutes later…

Me: I bet on my soul that it’s OOOuuu.

French Teacher: My God! Its oh!

Entire Class: Ooooooooooh!

Me: So… who wants my soul?

[nightaholic4566]

"You wish to throw me to the wolves, but they come when I call.