just a guy and his dogs

hey my name's alex might as well see where this goes [ Re: Vamp RP blog for Alex Reyes ]

[thefinalpaperheart]

btw *dies from lack of being kissed*, if you even care

[werewolbachia]

the older I get the more dog I become

[werewolbachia]

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

[werewolbachia]

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

[transfemininomenon]

hey bro let’s do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips] 

[tryclops]

goals

[nightlifeowl]

nonregulationsanitation

ok give me your address :)

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice...

[nightlifeowl]

nonregulationsanitation

im vewy sowwy uwu

yeah sure you are mhm ok yeah how about you come over here and apologize to my phone?? 

she’s so cold and lifeless...

[nightlifeowl]

nonregulationsanitation

im really good with phones :)

it was YOU!

[nightlifeowl]

1. i did please help me

2. not even close

3. who are you

4. my dude???

[nightlifeowl]

oh shit

[funnytwittertweets]

[bunnygirlbakes]

[irrealisms]

new tarot card proposal: the none of swords. it’s for when you don’t have any swords and you’re sad about it :(

[irrealisms]

made this on my phone to convey my vision because I didn’t want to stand up. it’s also very badly edited which is symbolic of how it is bad when you do not have swords

[nightlifeowl]

uhhh

everyone ok there? all good?

[dead-james-potter-deactivated20]

reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

night sluts

[dragongirltitties]

they’re called vampires

[funnytwittertweets]

[nightlifeowl]

what!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!??