What it's like in my funny little brain

Hey I'm Anh (formerly iamutterlysherlocked). This is basically just a collection of random tidbits that made me laugh or smile. Enjoy and sorry for the mess

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[logarto]

i dont know anything about kpop at all it doesnt interest me in the slightest i think its like the pinnacle of weird celebrity culture. but even so im completely enamoured with the concept of nct. i love that theres a seemingly endless stream of guys. i like to imagine them all queueing up to get into one single comically long limousine. imagine you have to tuck them all into bed and give them a kiss on the forehead and you start at 8:30pm (their bedtime) and because theres so many of them by the time youve lovingly put the last member of nct to bed its morning. you pull up to mcdonalds drivethru and deliver a 15 minute long monologue to get every member of ncts order. this is the funniest picture in the world it looks like the UNs security council

[nightwingdingss]

NCT is my bias group and in the rare times all the members perform together it takes them FOREVER to all get on stage

[montereybayaquarium]

No matter what happens in these bizarre internet marketing times, we’ll always be your friendly neighborhood

[ratboi24601]

People being like “the only acceptable corporate social media” need to understand that this isn’t a capatalist company looking for brand awareness to get more customers and profit. It’s a non-profit aquarium promoting ocean awareness and preservation. That it why we love the monterey bay aquarium. And also their social media is great.

[joker-ace]

me: i’ve been awake for 36 hours please let me sleep

my brain: mr sandman, man me a sand. make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

this year has made me so fucking sensitive. pompeii by bastille, a song i barely like, came on the radio and it made me CRY

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

you know what bastille......when i close my eyes....it DOES almost feel like nothing’s changed at all ...

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

[hashtagloveloses]

looked through some of my old tweets and found a cursed exchange

[springfieldusa]

[justinpie]

holy shit marge

[virgofrombeyond-blog]

FUCK HER UP MARGE!

[themariahcarey]

[divascreech]

this is honest to god life changing

[mysharona1987]

[xiinyuuee]

[pockicchi-backup]

happy fathers day to the best dad in the world !!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

[ilivebetweenjohnsthighs]

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i have no idea how he accomplished this

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is an undergrad in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose

[jacespunkdad]

rereading the hunger games and i CANNOT stop thinking about what haymitch and peeta’s individual interview training session must’ve gone. like

haymitch: so what’s your angle you wanna go for how do we want to portray you

peeta: I Have Been In Love With Katniss For 12 Years

haymitch: oh word?

[webangel-deactivated20220514]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[scaliefox]

This is a serious issue though.

Ferrai has this bullshit agreement that if you buy one of their cars new off the lot, you have to sign a contract saying you basically don’t own the car and have to uphold their brand standards with it.

It’s sets a startling example of not owning something despite buying it and the court needs to use this as a chance to strike it down as unethical.

[post-office-inbox]

This shit again? And I thought it was bad enough with ford and john deer telling farmers they didn’t own the tractors they bought from them….

[scaliefox]

Yeah, they have this really unethical clause in the purchase contract you can’t modify the car or do anything with it that they’d consider “unbecoming of the brand”, which is why they were able file this suit.

It seems kind of bizarre at first until you realize how horrifying that is in the age of “do you own what you buy?” being a huge a debate (especially in tech).

[frommetrunui]

This is pretty much Ferrari’s philosophy from the start, they are extremely prideful of their cars like if they were made from God’s hands or something. They are very snobby, infact the owner of Ferrari doesn’t like the people who buy their cars since because they are bought for “status”. They also never test their cars on public tracks in comparison with other racing cars like when they wanted to test out the Porche 918 Spyder vs The McLaren P1 vs LaFerrari. Take a guess who bailed out on the performance test.

[frommetrunui]

Just an update

[deathcomes4u]

Lambo are the perfect people to jump in on this because they make insane cars and they are never above clowning them up because Lambo are all about THE DRAMA ™

[thursdays-adult]

It’s worth noting that Ferruccio Lamborghini, the founder of the company originally only made tractors. His company became successful and at some point he bought a Ferrari, but had a complaint with the car. He ended up taking this complaint to Enzo Ferrari, himself, who told the man he did not take advice from a mere tractor maker. Four months later the first Lamborghini sports was birthed out of pure spite. I’d like to this somewhere he’s enjoying this immensely. 

[jamisings]

So basically what I’m hearing is Ferrari is Anish Kapoor and Lamborghini is Stuart Semple, but with cars. 

[tikkety-tok]

Omgggg 😂😂😭

[whitepeopletwitter]

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[rubber-dick]