Incorrect Quotes

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Steph: Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Ray: Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Steph: Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in??

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Miyu: Is this really how you pictured married life?

Jax: More or less. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

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Steph: They hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

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Hera: I’ve been doing this for weeks, nothing happens

Jax: Yiayia, if you finish your exercises, I’ll let you have… half a beer

Hera: …A full beer

Jax: A sip

Hera: That’s not how you negotiate

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Eva: I think my yoga teacher’s hitting on me

Maria: They definitely are

Eva: What makes you say that?

Maria: Because it’s you in yoga pants?

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Jax: I’m autistic and my special interest is jacking off

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Adal: No, You should be at the club. I should be performing witty jests for a royal court, several members of which crave me sexually, and at least two of which aim to murder me in my sleep

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Ray: I bet you just feel like a constant mess of feelings and hormones and shit, right?

Amira: When does it stop feeling like that?

Ray: Good news is some of that's puberty. The rest is just the human condition.

Amira: I hate being human. I wanna be a wolf. Only emotions wolf’s got is chomp and awoo.

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Miyu: I suffer every day for what. Girlish whimsy

Jax: You have something much more sinister going on

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Callus: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.

Demetrius: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool!

Juan: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool

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Yuusei: If you had one day left to live what would you do

Mihai: Your mom

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Steph: Can I make a request?

Ray: Sure.

Steph: I need you to fuck me silly so I can focus on something else for at least a little while

Ray: That phrase is semantically ambiguous. Do you mean "fuck you in a silly manner?" Or "fuck you until you become silly?" Or-

Steph: God you know how to turn me on

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Thanatos: How would you like to die?

Jax: My wife has kindly agreed to sneak up behind me and shoot me in the back of the head.

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Malina to Elena: I hope the British put our names next to each other on their government watchlist

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Daisy: I don't know how you do that.

Ayumi: Do what?

Daisy: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Ayumi: That's because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm hug.

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Miyu: "You're so mean." If you guys weren't stupid, I wouldn't have to be mean to you. Change starts with YOU.

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Elina: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?

Jax: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.