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Scholastic Books, 1996

K.A. Applegate: “Here’s my draft of a new sci-fi novel series for kids. :)”

The head of Scholastic: “Oh, they become animals! That’s marketable! They meet an alien, and he’s...eaten by...hear the screams...um, this has, uh, a bit more genocide than I expec-”

K.A. Applegate: *roundhouse kicking them in the face* “WAR IS HELL”

Happy to announce that I am dropping out of college to focus on my true passion: adapting Animorphs into a Netflix series

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I’d like to apologize to Nicholas Cage for making fun of the National Treasure movies for years for being inaccurate

Apparently I was wrong, it is in fact very easy to break into a government building

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helloitsbees

#i dont know what kind of aesthetic this is but i know that i am Digging It

offbeatmonochrome

This is literally the height of Georgia Gothic

hotvampireadjacent

dinuguan

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster

Absolute shenanigans

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this is the best video on this whole website

Back to the Future Reboot

Doc: Tell me then, future boy, who is the President of the United States in 2019?

Marty: well it’s-

Marty:

Marty: you know what, I’d rather not say

Fourth of July: *has fireworks*

My dog:

nottyouraveragegoblin

You know, I see a lot of posts out there about dumb shit that players do and while all of those posts are incredibly valid, I feel like this is dumbass DM erasure. I dearly love every story about bards who seduce the final boss and warlocks with sugar daddies and all that BUT I think DMs are greatly misunderstood to all be these serious controlling entities who just want their players to follow through with their perfectly planned scenerios. Here’s to all the dumbass DMs out there who:

- forget their NPC names and constantly make up new names for unimportant recurring NPCs when the players see them in hopes that they wont remember

- plan a whole dungeon around one (1) spongebob reference that they really wanted to fit in

- accidentally give two NPCs the same name bc you just pull from a list and you forgot to cross it off

- choose to homebrew everything bc they have an Artistic Vision but the vision is just that you want there to be three gnomes in a trench coat selling sketchy magical items somewhere in the setting

- use the same dumbass voice for every NPC but with different 90s surfer slang for different characters

- make just awful items and make their players buy them (I’m currently working on the “Ross From Friends” tramp stamp of +1 AC)

- realize they only have 28 minutes before the next session to plan and instead make text posts on tumblr.com

Anyway if any DMs want to add onto this with some dumbass shit they’ve subjected their players to feel free

peoasp

stayed up all fuckin night planning and then had to go take a nap an hour into the goddamn session!

rainbowwificonnection

thought we’d get rid of an unnamed unimportant guard NPC we were questioning so she named him Chad but we decided to keep him so she had to call him Chad for the rest of the campaign

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captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

When you find one of your old DS games

feistiest

yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,

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PLUS THIS SCENE?

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AND THIS????

sindri42

We’re all just suckers for lonely heroes accidentally acquiring a dad.

wadey-wilson

the reason why this movie is so underrated is that disney released it almost side by side with the harry potter movie.

treasure planet was a very, very expensive movie that used novel cgi mixed with 2d drawing, took a lot of work and money to create, the script itself was amazing to work with, the characters had arcs and depths, and the story as a whole was compelling and never off.

i don’t think anyone ever figured out why disney wanted it to flop, but the date of release was strictly suicidal for a movie. that’s why it never got the attention it deserved.

shittymoviedetails

In Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi, before Luke Skywalker is thrown off of the ship into the Sarlacc pit, he signals to Lando Carlissian that he has a plan. This is a subtle nod.

otmaromanovas

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

One of the calmest and most level headed members of the Senate finally losing his shit about the stupidity of Republican politics is honestly the mood for 2019

#michaelbennet