NiighteGoblingTyime

(She/her, 23) I’ve been watching this place for a while now. I’m taking field notes on you. You’re like a mushroom specimen, if mushrooms could reinvent society and punctuation. (A rotating selection of brainrot. Current Fixation: PROJECT HAIL MARY AND IRON LUNG)

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[niightegoblingtyime]

I need Mitch McConnell to hang onto life for SEVEN MORE DAYS so that the FUNNIEST THING CAN HAPPEN

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[wavezies]

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[praple-art]

pov youre ryland grace: mysterious blood covered hunk grips you with such strength and you haven't felt the touch of another human in literal decades, now have a normal reaction to it challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

cinema 🙌

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Trying to be comforting after being called the butcher for the majority of your life and it not going well.. yeah that would ruin my day

I see Grace as the guy who as soon as emotional stuff happens he's like "I've gotta go process this!"

[kyri45]

The second (enginner/scientist/pilot) backup trio AU

None of you guys are indulging in the possibility of all 3 of them being dragged against their will AND with temporary amnesia so as always i gotta do everything myself/j

Sequel of this post. (Also have more here)

Fics inspired by this concept:

The C Team By MatchesOnlyBurn

[thekneezbeezz]

ok so ive fallen for the Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers are twins propaganda and i rewatched The Fall Guy last night. ive seen PHM 10 ten times. here are my notes.

Colt and Grace similarities:

thumbs up

beaches

the movie Rocky

yellow jacket

drugged at some point against their will

screwed over by a boss lady

excited arm pumping/air guitar

karaoke scene

upon being told they should leave:

"but i just got here :(" - Grace

"but im supposed to meet Jody for karaoke :(" - Colt

doing batshit insane things for the people they love

filling in for a dead guy (unwillingly/unknowingly)

signature jackets (Miami Vice stunt jacket and the fox cardigan)

almost fucking dying and refusing to die

about to take a leap -> "no" -> forced to do it anyway

"some people are failures" -Grace and "I thought I was a huge failure" -Colt

ending happily on a beach

extra stuff i thought was fun:

Colt: "you NEED carbs! your body runs on glucose!!!" Science fact!! wonder who he got that from in this au, hm?

Colt "lets just kiss" Seavers and his brother, Dr Ryland "aroace in space" Grace

Colt "DIPSHIT!" Seavers and his brother, Dr Ryland "what the FUDGING FUDGER???" Grace

[smilesrobotlover]

I am not immune to coltland twins propaganda

[yikesb3rg]

armando, it's called a noogie

[atomikats]

has anyone heard of the coltland twinsssss 😁😁(month old and very popular au) (i haven’t been able to draw in ages)

[royal-tea-blogs]

Visiting set <3

[graves-yard]

I have seen like. Twice a fic that the premise was coltland twins swapping bodies. I haven’t read them because I’m a picky bitch but I would love if the body swap was just like.

Colt being like “woah…. This is crazy!! I can’t believe we swapped bodies!!! It’s like that one movie— Ryland?”

And Ryland is on the floor, quietly sobbing in pure agony from the chronic pain radiating his entire body that Colt experiences every day.

[stiffyck]

CRIMINAL lack of wheelchair Colt in this fandom.

Have yall watched the movie? that man is NOT walking without pain after all that.

[obi-tew]

Everyone needs to put him in the damn wheelchair

[honeyxmonkey]

Do you think Ryland ever visited one of Colt's sets once or twice, and each time every five minutes he'd get mistaken for his brother to an almost comical degree?

It became less comical for Colt the one time the stunt crew were rushing and grabbed (a very flustered) Ryland and tried to hook him onto a rig, thinking it was Colt.

The way he ran up screaming, "DAN THAT'S NOT ME, THAT’S RYLAND! DO NOT DROP MY BROTHER OFF A 40-FOOT BUILDING PLEASE!"

Jody and Ryland still laugh about it. Colt still gets anxiety thinking about it

Jody got Ryland a nametag that read "Not Colt Seavers" after that