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FIVE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MUSE ( S ) &. MUN.

01. mlm 02. like singing & music !! 03. bilingual 04. dogs are objectively chaotic good entities and we will pet in spite of anything 05. we are also chaotic good entities

FIVE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSE ( S ) &. MUN.

01. i fear explosives of all natures 02. i cannot flirt 03. javier likes hard alcohol 04. i like chocolate 05. i have a passion for physics

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#tbt || about

'your secret is safe with my indifference.'

crit role starters || accepting

❝ you know what i love about you revas? do you wanna know? talking to you is like yelling into an empty cave. i get to do my favorite thing -- hear myself talk -- and i never have to fuckin’ worry about any of it getting out. goes right through you. not a cell spared to give a fuck. must be what having a diary feels like. ❞

#iimmcrtalis #answered #insert heavily sarcastic tone here

lcvelymemes

♥ DEADPOOL SENTENCE STARTERS ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

❛ Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… me! ❜

❛ I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it. ❜

❛ You’re probably thinking, “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie”? ❜

❛ You guys going for a bite? Early bird special? ❜

❛ Fuck, you’re old. ❜

❛ Fake laugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls. ❜

❛ What the shit? That’s the coolest name ever! ❜

❛ Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. ❜

❛ A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls. ❜

❛ My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab! ❜

❛ Well, I may be super, but I’m no hero. ❜

❛ But some of the best love stories start with a murder. ❜

❛ Looks aren’t everything. ❜

❛ Hashtag drive-by. ❜

❛ Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it! ❜

❛ That’s right! You’re about to be killed by a zamboni! ❜

❛ Tell me where your fucking boss is or you’re going to die! In five minutes! ❜

❛ I should’ve come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain’t the same one that you remember. ❜

❛ After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on. ❜

❛ Time to make the chimi-fuckin’-changas. ❜

❛ Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex. ❜

❛ Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable. ❜

❛ Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. ❜

❛ Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. ❜

❛ Finish fucking her the fuck up. ❜

❛ Suck a cock. ❜

❛ This guy’s got the right idea. he wore the brown pants. ❜

❛ I’d go with you, but… I don’t want to. ❜

❛ I’ve never said this to anyone before, but don’t swallow! ❜

❛ Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays? ❜

❛ Maximum effort. ❜

❛ I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything. ❜

❛ Ahhhh. I’m touching myself tonight. ❜

❛ Ahhh! Your poor wife! ❜

❛ Wanna get fucked up? ❜

❛ Daddy needs to express some rage. ❜

❛ Shit. Did I leave the stove on? ❜

❛ Well I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up. ❜

❛ Right up Main Street. ❜

❛ Have you decided what you’re gonna say to her? ❜

❛ I bet it’s going to feel really big in that hand later… ❜

❛ This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. ❜

❛ Why such a douche this morning? ❜

❛ Have you seen this man? ❜

#so dance alone to the beat of your heart || memes

niitroglycerin-blog

the skeleton of my verses page is up ( it’s more like a list of what verses i HAVE at this point ) and my irl social obligations are finally complete. LIKE THIS for a starter, or IM ME to plot!!

#tbt || starter call #one more time before i start these now that more people are on!

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the skeleton of my verses page is up ( it’s more like a list of what verses i HAVE at this point ) and my irl social obligations are finally complete. LIKE THIS for a starter, or IM ME to plot!!

iimmcrtalis:

❝Why not your feelings?❞ she didn’t like talking about her feelings. even if part of her wanted to rebel against what she’d been trained, it was much harder in practice. Still, she’d entertain him for the night. Or till he drank himself to sleep at least. Leaning back, she tilted her head to look at him completely.

❝Star of the depressing chats, hm? You make it sound like all i do is yammer sad stories like some old fuck sitting on a porch or bar stool. Talkin shit about shit I miss or somethin’, christ.❞

❝ my feelings are boring as fuck, that’s why. ❞ more or less untrue. but easier than saying anything else. the fact of the matter was that he was well adjusted, with the minor exception of his lust for revenge. very few liked a happy story these days. he had no tragedy to offer. he caught her eye, offered up a grin in the flickering light.

❝ sad stories? no. intriguing ones? sí. you’re better at it than i’ll ever be. could make a career out of it, you know. ❞

#iimmcrtalis #burn everything you love then burn the ashes || v. new vegas #be an apocalyptic bard revas

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&. you fucked with the WRONG MAILMAN

indie courier six / penned by lucas / multi everything rules / about

#self reblog #winks

roleplayers-ink

A quick and easy plotting guide

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

#so dance alone to the beat of your heart || memes

desperadic-deactivated20171227

MOTHER , MAKE ME A BIRD OF PREY !

#tbt || promo #lordt i need to finish my tags

the skeleton of my verses page is up ( it’s more like a list of what verses i HAVE at this point ) and my irl social obligations are finally complete. LIKE THIS for a starter, or IM ME to plot!!

#tbt || starter call

help-n-quotes

Truth is, I’m a fucking romantic. I’m difficult but I promise - I’m not boring.

Amy Winehouse (via help-n-quotes)

#the best of us can find happiness in misery || isms #wearing our vintage misery || queue

@iimmcrtalis || x

❝ no, no, i never said anything about my feelings. ❞ his smile was half condescending, half self defense -- nights were the worst time to be vulnerable in the wasteland. he took another swig of his scotch, moved his gaze from the fire over to his companion. she was almost entirely an enigma, but anything was better than traveling alone.

❝ i think it’s your time tonight. the star of little depressing chats. ❞

#iimmcrtalis #burn everything you love then burn the ashes || v. new vegas #hell yeah my first thread in....... what? four months?#anyway i love u miss writing w/ you

kcndallwrites

excuse me, excuse me attention please. i am desperately searching for some laid back ass plots and partners. i’m talking texts and chats and messaging back and forth bc yes we love our chars and our plot but we are just too damn busy or we can’t get in the right mindset to write something perfect rn. partners i can hc with in the middle of the night bc we have sO MANY IDEAS that may become a reality but there’s no rush for it. you know what i mean? like yes let’s start a para one day but while i put off writing (bc i’m lazy af or at work or you’re busy or dealing with life) let’s have them texting or a little gif chat or phone call. let’s start a dozen different plots and pairings (bc we always take on too many) and there’s no rush. let’s be scattered and start multiple paras at a time and some are long and some aren’t and it’s just no big deal. just something fun and relaxed where there’s no need to feel bad ab not having a ton of muse or time. am i making sense. come to me pls.

#lucas.txt || ooc

CHARACTER STRENGTHS && WEAKNESSES.

BOLD the ones that apply to your character:

STRENGTHS.

WEAKNESSES.

TAGGED BY: @corvidblade TAGGING: anyone & everyone !

#the best of us can find happiness in misery || isms #thanks for the tag i love u

maybenotboring

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

#the best of us can find happiness in misery || isms #a Direct callout post

okay now that i’ve actually.... FINISHED new vegas ( whoops ), i’m gonna update some stuff and then ACTUALLY get started here

#lucas.txt || ooc #how many times did i die at the dam? we won't discuss that in polite company #but !! verses n finish the bio

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