Nikola Orsinov!!! :o)

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

NIKOLA ORSINOV! PLEASED TO MEET YOU AT LAST!

NIKOLA RP ACCOUNT!

Ran by @alilnerd, who is a MINOR!!!! (He/She pronouns, preferably!)

DNI: T.R.A.S.H, Pro/D*rkship, Radqueers, NSFW, Basically anyone weird.

Nikola's my (second) favorite character, but my interpretation might be a little different!! If you don't like that im sorry :[

Asks are always open! I'll respond as soon/as best as I can! (As long as they aren't weird.)

All art posted on here is made by me! Unless it's a reblog. Then its someone else's

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Well, well, well! Don’t you look intriguing! And what might you be? Some kinda living ventriloquist dummy?

..Pardon the reference, but I am genuinely curious!

I'm Nothing! Haha. Just Kidding. You May Refer To Me As Nikola Orsinov!

To Answer Your Question Truly... I Do See Many Similarities Between Myself And Those Creepy Little Russian Dolls.

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

this is just another one of your faces, you'll get over it soon enough

I Have Many Faces! :o]

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Greetings Nikola! It’s good to see you on here.

- @annabelle-cane-offical

Annabelle! Hello There Dearie :o]

The Sentiment Is Mutual, For The Record.

[annabelle-cane-offical]

Thank you! So how are you doing? Skinned many people lately?

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

I Have! The Harvests Have Been Going Swimmingly. Not Only Do I Get Snacks But The Unknowing Can Also (Hopefully) Be Done Once More!

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

One Of My Legs Broke. Such A Shame.

Luckily I Have More Laying Around!

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Greetings Nikola! It’s good to see you on here.

- @annabelle-cane-offical

Annabelle! Hello There Dearie :o]

The Sentiment Is Mutual, For The Record.

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

hello nikola! i’m glad to see you’ve joined tumblr. i’ve been hoping for more avatars to hop on here for a while!

- @michael-the-distortion-official

Hello Micheal 😒😒😒

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

funny thing, every time i get your blog recommended to me somewhere, it looks unfamiliar, but then i look at it again and it’s just the same old you. cool trick. and when i saw you for the first time, i remember feeling as if i’d seen you before already.

Oh Ho Ho! How Delightful!

I Am Quite The Face To Forget :o]

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Orsinov, Orsinov, mannequin dressed in skinned flesh! Humor me, dear dancer, have you ever pondered what it would mean to be human, not just in flesh? Well wonder no longer, for I shall give you the means! Until the archivist retakes his human form in his place you shall be! Simply a plain, normal, human woman, no more remarkable than any other. Beyond your avatarship, you’ll be indistinguishable from any other!

Can I Say No To This? I Quite Like Not Being Human!

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Delicious!

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Hey Nikola

Look up Punk Cabaret

That's ur aesthetic

I Took A Looksie! It Seems Very Intriguing :o]

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

So you are the dancer in the ritual Jon stopped?

-@gerard-keay-official

Yes......... Stupid Jon. Always Meddling With My Plans.

😠😠

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

I Have Definitely Been Logged Into My Tumblr This Whole Time. Mhm. Yup.

[the-distortion-offical]

I’m hungry.

[the-spiral-official]

Letttttt me get the assistants, one seccccc

@martin-blackwood-offical @sasha-james-offical @timothy-stoker-offical

[timothy-stoker-offical]

no thanks! I have a party to crash

[the-distortion-offical]

can I crash it too?

[timothy-stoker-offical]

Yea! I heard @nikolaorsinovthereal is having a dance tonight, and I wanna crash it!

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Hey. No.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

why do you hate the spiral what doomed yaoi is there between your patrons

Doomed–what. What?

There are multiple things to talk about here. First: I don't hate the Spiral, I just don't get the big deal about fractals. Second: is it really yaoi if both beings involved are genderless cosmic entities with no clear boundaries between any of them?

But, well, you'd have to ask @the-corruption-official for more details, wouldn't you?

[michael-the-distortion-official]

fractals are great, what are you talking about? and personally i don’t see the appeal in worms. they’re just wriggly dirt-eating cylinders

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Um ACTUALLY worms are amazing. Do you have any idea how unlikely it is that life just happened to evolve that way? Every! Single! Living! Thing! is made up of a network of incredibly complicated chemical reactions that I bet you don't understand. A fractal is just a design. They're pretty, sure, but not actually useful, at least not like worms are. Earthworms are vital to maintaining soil health, and for your information, my worms eat flesh, not dirt. ~ ~ ~ Also, what's so scary about fractals? It's a pattern. Now, worms on the other hand...maggots, decay...that scares people.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

how unlikely is it for creatures managing to evolve into cylinders? well clearly it isn’t that unlikely, seeing as we have them. like i said. dirt-eating (or in your case, flesh-eating) cylinders. that’s all they are. but fractals? they are shapes containing detailed structure at such a small scale it’s almost arbitrary, and they’re just natural! also, your fear patron is the one that’s constantly scoffed at. bugs and mold, so scary. insanity? madness? that’s the real stuff.

here are some fractals to convince you that they’re better than worms:

bam. fractals

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Excuse you. First of all, nothing will convince me of such a lie. But then again, lying's your whole deal, isn't it? And also: insects, decay, rot, mold...these are all real concerns that have been around for millenia! Parasites, fungus, they torment both humans and other animals. But if you're going to be stubborn...

I know how we can solve this! @jonathan-sims-offical, who's right here? (hint: it's me!) ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

can insanity not grace both humans and other species? or do you believe that only humans face madness? insanity leads many people to death, i’ll have you know. and mold and parasites can easily be overcome. people just call in pest control. insanity? not so easy to get rid of.

but fine. we can get @jonathan-sims-offical to tell us who’s right, even if i already know the answer (it’s me, obviously)

[jonathan-sims-offical]

I despise you both equally.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Rude, but fair enough, I suppose. We'll have to get someone else to settle it. ~ ~ ~ @michael-the-distortion-official any ideas? And it can't be someone/something Spiral-aligned!

[michael-the-distortion-official]

oh, boo. neither you nor jon are any fun. @elias-bouchard-offical? will you settle this?

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Good idea, I suppose. @elias-bouchard-offical who do you agree with? ~ ~ ~

[elias-bouchard-offical]

You have both done your fair share of irreparable damage to my institute so I will have to agree with Jon on this one.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Spoilsport >:( fine. @martin-blackwood-offical what do you think? ~ ~ ~

[elias-bouchard-offical]

I think I have a pretty good idea to what he'll say given your... history.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

hopefully it will influence him into agreeing that i am right.

@martin-blackwood-offical help settle this!

[martin-blackwood-offical]

I- uh... do I have to pick a side...?

[michael-the-distortion-official]

oh, fine, you can be left out of this i suppose. @jane-prentiss-offical, any ideas as to who can help settle this? (and no, it can’t be anyone related to the corruption)

[jane-prentiss-offical]

No fun at all! Fine... @gerard-keay-official your turn. ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

well, i suppose he’s better than no one. @gerard-keay-official come on, give us an answer

[gerard-keay-official]

...I don't like either of you? Worms are disgusting, but I don't like spiraling madness either

[michael-the-distortion-official]

well now i’m offended! you should. it’s coming for you. you better get used to it soon.

@jane-prentiss-offical who should we get to settle this now?

[jane-prentiss-offical]

We are NOT - well, we are a little disgusting, BUT that's the POINT!

Hmmm...@killer-of-rituals what do you think? >:) ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

oh, her. well it’ll be fun to see what she thinks, if she must be brought into this.

@killer-of-rituals?

[killer-of-rituals]

...You two do realize that at this rate, every unbiased source will say you and your respective patrons are equally terrifying and/or fascinated, right? At this point the argument seems childish.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

It is not childish! It is a completely reasonable argument to have given that Michael just won't admit that I'm right. ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

because you aren’t!

if gertrude won’t answer, @sky-guy-crew? i need your help to convince jane that the spiral is better than the corruption!

[sky-guy-crew]

As someone who has interacted with both Filth and The Twisting Deceit, I don't think I have much of a preference for either of your patrons or care for their toxic doomed yaoi.

I do wish to maintain solidarity with my fellow Michael, though.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

so does that mean you‘ll agree that the spiral is better than the corruption?

[sky-guy-crew]

...you know what? Nope. The Vast is better than both, and my only preference between you two is about you as people, not your patrons.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

harsh, mike, harsh. @jane-prentiss-offical, got any ideas of who to go to next?

[jane-prentiss-offical]

Hmmmm... @annabelle-cane-offical!

[annabelle-cane-offical]

I prefer the Web over both the Filth and the Twisting Deceit. Apologies, but you will not be getting an answer from me.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

WAIT I just remembered something! @michael-the-distortion-official the original question wasn't even Spiral vs Corruption at all! It was specifically worms vs fractals! ~ ~ ~

[michael-the-distortion-official]

oh you’re right! i honestly forgot. fractals are better though.

[jane-prentiss-offical]

No they're not. Worms always have been and always will be superior.

[michael-the-distortion-official]

wrong. @nikolaorsinovthereal, help me tell jane that fractals are better than worms!

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Personally I Think The Circus Is The Best.

[the-stranger-offical]

Nikola Orsinov x Jane Prentiss. how about that?

Hmmm… I am in favor but I am always in favor of alliances. @nikolaorsinovthereal what do You think?

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

I Do Not Mind!

[nikolaorsinovthereal]

Hello Nikola! I have gotten Tumblr at last!

@jane-prentiss-offical

Jane!! Hello There, Dearie! Wonderful To See You Here!!