— ✖ ° ▸ like i would.

❝ ☾ nikolai zeffers ☽ ❞ he won't l o v e you like i would; l o v e you like i would

[matvos-blog]

“are you gonna cry? i feel uncomfortable when people cry ‘cause i don’t know what to do. like good you’re gonna cry but do i have to comfort you?”

[nikolcii-blog]

“okay, listen, i treat you so well and this is what i get in return? wow.”

[nikolcii-blog]

dcninas:

“eh, i’ll be okay. and you don’t really give youself any either, nik. you’re such an amazing person and so sweet. i’m lucky to have someone like you in my life. there’s alot of shitty people these days.”

“i think i give myself plenty enough credit, thanks. but shush. i hate it when you make me blush. i’m lucky to have you too, and i know the feeling, but tell me who these shitty people are so i can fight them in your honor.”

[fknoelle-blog]

“Let a girl dream that she’s loved that much. C’mon, Kai. You know that I could never replace you. You’re right, it would be less of a fight and more of me crying and begging you not to drop me. Well, I hope so. Otherwise I would be a very sad Noelle indeed.”

[nikolcii-blog]

“oh, i don’t know about that. heh. you’re cute, you know that? very, very cute.”

[raineiisms-blog]

“do you feel enlightened now, nikki ?? the whereabouts of nearly all my veggie victims have likely been recorded by the likes of you, and i certainly hope you’re a better person for it. if i could do only one thing in this world for you, that would be it. i’m cruel, the world’s cruel. catch up, buddy boy. nikolai - my heart. it’s like your eyes hold the key to my soul, or somethin’ “

[nikolcii-blog]

“mm, just a bit. oh, shush, i only keep a journal with a chart of the number and types of vegetables you’ve eaten for every hour! it’s not that big of a deal. helps me with my skills. mm, thank you for that, then. my eyes? do i have to stare at you intensely from now on?”

[fknoelle-blog]

“You can’t replace me. I’ve officially claimed the position of your favorite person in the world, I’m not letting that go without a fight. Besides, you’d miss me too much even if you don’t want to admit it.”

[nikolcii-blog]

“You forget that self-proclaimed isn’t the same as officially claimed, seriously. i’m sure you’re replace me quickly, and the fight wouldn’t even be much of a fight. wow, what makes you say that? would i really?”

[raineiisms-blog]

“ first, you were monitoring my veggie intake for what reason ?? thanks, but no thanks, mom. my eye sight’s gonna be just fine, plus i like to leave just one behind to remember the devastation i’ve wreaked upon its kind. hey - i’m not as mysterious as you make me out to be. i can get with a little bit a’ everything. “ 

[nikolcii-blog]

“listen, you never know when you’re gonna need that extremely important information okay? and obviously in this case, it worked out well. gosh, you’re extremely cruel, aren’t you? vegetables are actual organisms too, yikes. okay, so is an album full of heavy death metal alright?”

[raineiisms-blog]

     “ words cannot express how disappointed i am that i have yet to receive a mix cd in this lifetime ; forged with adoration and the purest form of love, just for moi. i mean, what the actual ?? i’m a good person. i eat my vegetables and don’t swear in front of children. what more do i need to do ?? “

[nikolcii-blog]

“okay, you say that but just the other day i could’ve sworn i saw a single carrot upon your plate. don’t lie! also, i don’t really know what kind of music you like, and to be frank, i’m kind of scared to find out.”

[fknoelle-blog]

“’m gonna start taking all of your hurtful words as a sign of love, then. I’d think about it for a few seconds. A minute max. But I wouldn’t actually do it.

[nikolcii-blog]

“mm, sure you will. i know you. yikes. maybe i should reconsider this friendship, then. find someone who will appreciate me more than their closet.”

[downhqs-blog]

“oh, sweetheart, you deserve way better than someone like me. trust me, i would love to be that person, but, you deserve better. you’re too sweet.”

[nikolcii-blog]

“you know, you don’t give yourself as much credit as you should, dani.”

[nikolcii-blog]

sms to: anyone

kike: in my defense.... i had no idea i was being recorded.... actually i dont Think i have to defend myself, imma own my shit IT WAS ME SINGING JLO SONGS..... IM NOT ASHAMED

kike: shit,,,, wrong Number wtf

niki: slow claps

niki: send me the videos now

[xcnders]

‘ how is it only wednesday? fuck me this week is going slower than a snail. ‘

[nikolcii-blog]

“yikes, i was thinking the same thing too. but i feel like a sloth would be a more accurate description. and possibly more attractive.”

[fknoelle-blog]

“Doesn’t mean you have to be mean to me anyway. Mm, I mean… Which clothes are in this hypothetical pile? Kidding. If you got kidnapped and they asked for my entire shoe collection as a ransom I’d do it in a second.”

[nikolcii-blog]

“i do have to be mean. i have to keep your head in check, that’s what i was born to do. seriously? are you sure about that? i bet if someone stole your clothes and asked for me as a ransom you would do that in a second, too.”

[theodxres-deactivated20180924]

“maybe an ironic tweet that’d get a couple ‘k’ notice, you know?” honey responded, her tone becoming slightly colder. “why?”

[nikolcii-blog]

“i - i was just wondering...” nikolai rubbed his temples quietly, looking down. 

[downhqs-blog]

“if you took it as bragging, that’s all on you, kiddo. and yes, really. you’re a sweetheart and i’m sure you’ll find somebody who treats you like jim treats pam. just gotta be positive.”

[nikolcii-blog]

“okay, damn, are you really saying it’s not gonna be you? i was hoping you’d be that person for me.”

[jakesmusebloglol-blog]

don’t kid yourself — you know i don’t listen to a word you say. when you tell me what to do, it kind of sounds like how the adults talk in peanuts. wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. just like that. when are you gonna’ smoke with me, that’s the real question. i’m a weed connoisseur, i can be like your master and you can be my padawan.

[nikolcii-blog]

but that’s what i’m saying! at least once, one of these days, will you actually listen to me? please? be a nice sister for once? i’ll accept it as a part of a christmas present. you really think i’m going to smoke with you? yikes. no.

[jakesmusebloglol-blog]

nik, you should seriously stop telling me what to do. you know i’m not gonna’ listen to you anyway. they’re about the same quality, i s’pose, but they sell different strains so that’s what i care about, honestly. orange haze is my shit.

[nikolcii-blog]

it’s my job to tell you what to do! honestly, i just wish you’d listen for once. at least once. just once. that’s all i ask. and ah, okay. makes... sense. who would you buy from again?

[matvos-blog]

“honey, you wish you could delete me. nah, i’m sticking ‘round.”

[nikolcii-blog]

“okay, that’s it. i’m deleting you right now. all you do is hate me. i’m so upset.”