Mind like a scrapbook

Maddie, some age now. Like the title says. I pretty much run a multi-fandom blog plus whatever else I like Had an actual theme for about two months back in 2012. Absolute chaos since then.

[crazysodomite]

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

[rifki16]

happy pride to them

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[virgo-disaster]

The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

[byjove]

Inflation has made me not understand prices anymore in the sense that I no longer understand what an appropriate price for any food is. Is a $5 bag of chips a good deal? Because that sounds fucking insane to 2018 me. And yet, that is how much they cost.

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[mollyjames]

I still cant believe tumblr tried to make it so there was an individual note count for each post addition; as though best part of successfully adding to a post isn't that you get to sit back smugly as the original poster's notifications are rendered unusable

[lakemojave]

Reblog this post to render OP's notifications unusable

[mollyjames]

HEY

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[localcryptic]

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[dogpuppy]

[saveyourhelplessspite]

the whole point of a self indulgent headcanon is that its self indulgent and can be used self indulgently, but when i, shame experiencers georg,

[graves-yard]

I’ve been stressed and upset so I’m drugging the brothers cocaine and sedative

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[rorronoa]

[quietwingsinthesky]

love when ocs grab you by the shoulders and tell you something essential to their lore without you getting a say in it

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[spidersdaily]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[joelletwo]

[ID: post on r/tarantulas titled "if that's what's comfortable for u man," with photo of a tarantula perched with all legs pushing straight up on top of where two cork bark hides are propped against each other, looking precariously tiptoeing-ly balanced

RB ID: tumblr reply "Why he so tense??? Bro needs a cigarette"]