So many Ships/OTPs, so little time

Female. B-day: April 18. Deviantart I have so many ships/OTPs that I'm still surprised I can remember all their names & what show they're from. My Ships/OTPs range from M/F, M/M, & F/F.

[dark-dimare]

Trying to find two fanfics plz help. Both were found on AO3

Fanfic 1

MDZS/SVSSS crossover

Post-canon for both, WangXian visit a minor sect or clan because of a wish-granting artifact (the head of said clan/sect used it to wish for genital enhancements, and ended up practically bedridden due to the new size). After fixing the situation, they bring it back to Gusu, where they entrust Lan Sizhui to get it properly secured, only for him to accidentally use it by wishing he was /actually/ WangXian’s child (I think there is also some measure of time mentioned, though I can’t remember the exact wording). The wish is granted by sending WangXian back to the lectures, and they start changing things. WangXian get engaged, WWX creates a device to determine blood relations, which reveals some heavy Lan secrets as well as the fact that WWX got himself pregnant with LSZ.

Plot jumps over to SVSSS at some point during the story to reveal that the artifact is connected to SQQ’s system, and that Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu are blood related to Wei Wuxian, as they are the parents of BSSR, who is the mother of CSSR. After some discussion, the three set off on two missions, one is to find Wei Wuxian and one is to find Lan Sizhui and convince him to reverse his wish.

Fanfic 2

MDZS

Canon divergence

WWX manages to swap places with JZX at just the right moment to save JZX but die in his place. This results in the Burial Mounds attacking any of Jin blood. Time skip happens, and WWX is brought back by MXY, only to discover that Jin Ling and and Jin ZiXuan are the only Jins left (that they really know of), and that they go by Jiang instead

[niteangel496]

I've read Fanfic 1 it's called "If Wishes Were Donkeys" by NightOwl1

Unfortunately it hasn't been updated since March 14, 2024 😭

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[baba-fett]

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[paranormal-taters]

specifically this kind of bonk.

[fymo-blogs]

Kitty bonk :3

[responsibilitychan]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Inspecting your dash for mice

[thadeeliv]

found one

[third-order-simulacra]

sensible chuckle

[rockytheeridian]

how can one character be this smart and this dense at the same time …

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian to lan wangji when he finds some random bullshit he wants to buy at the market:

[niteangel496]

Lan Wangji giving Wei Wuxian his money

[flowersdiceandlove]

Headcanon that WWX used the song Wangxian as a lullaby for himself and a-Yuan in the burial mounds. He associates it with the safety, security, and serenity that he associates with LWJ even if he doesn’t remember that’s why. He associates it with his head being cradled in LWJ’s lap, his hands carding through WWX’s hair as he takes care of him when he’s suffering the fever from the infection. He associates it with being held and cared for.

So, when he’s thrown into the burial mounds by Wen Chao, he hums that song to himself a lot when he’s feeling scared and like he needs some comfort. (Which is a lot bc he’s in the Burial Mounds where everything is trying to kill him.) Even after he escapes the Burial Mounds, he hums and sings it to himself for self soothing. A little something to keep the voices of the dead from driving him insane and remind him of how to be human.

He plays it when trying to calm spirits and fierce corpses if the other songs don’t work or he just wants to use this one instead. He pours his heart and soul and humanity into playing it so it may remind the dead just as it does him of that comfort and safety it holds in its notes. The love it offers brings him back from the edge of madness many times, so he holds the song close to his heart for when he needs it.

It is only natural then, that when a-Yuan asks him for a lullaby that he plays that one. Whether it’s notes ring out of Chengqing or fall softly from his lips, he gives this melody to the boy in hopes it will bring the same comfort it does him.

So, of course, when he’s newly resurrected, this is the song he plays to calm Wen Ning. It is a song he has long associated with calming erratic emotions, safety, security, love, and, perhaps most importantly, reminding one of their humanity.

[achillesuwu]

Saw this on twitter : please people check if your isn’t there too 🫡 (also it isn’t mentioned but don’t forget to put in your bio on ao3 that you don’t want your works to be used !)

Just noticed that there is a tumblr link under lmao, well hope this will reach the side of tumblr I’m because I did not see the original post 🫡

[akenremade-deactivated20191102]

   ∧ __ ∧ （｀•ω• )づ__∧ （つ　 / ( •ω•。)   しーＪ  (nnノ) pat pat

[melancholycode-deactivated20240]

reblog to pat ur mutuals on their silly heads

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

The mammalian desire to stand at the edge of the ocean.

[the-stars-defy-you]

poseidon: you can't kill me

odysseus: you've forgotten a very important piece of information - I am completely fucking insane

[niteangel496]

What Poseidon sees after Odysseus says "Exactly":

[fourofdaggers]

Feelings tonight

[dionysism]

has this been done

(inspired by this post)

[euphoricfez]

Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us

[shibaraki]

“thirty year olds writing fanfic is weird…” I hate to be the one to break this to you friend. but your favourite manga was literally written by a forty year old man

[ahfuck-why]

i wonder if people talk enough about drunk lan wangji wanting to be chased by and wanting to be caught by wei wuxian, so much so that lw stops and looks at ww signaling him to keep going with the play, and the fact that ww complies

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong