Polybite

she/her/trans/programming vampire

[beepzeep]

i called leib “thirty year old coded” the other day and thought of this

[nnalo]

i've always think leib as master shake if he was more professional and i don't know why.

[nnalo]

Can't fucking believe chernebog is a freshman, im canonically a year older than him and hes still a wittle itty bitty fweshman,fucking fuming in a yakubiaesque way!!!

[nnalo]

in the near future id b in like, a gay nightclub in the middle of no where, with one dude who wants to fuck me but doesn't want to commit at the same time.

[nnalo]

me in the future trying to rizz up a millenial:

"can i be the "my" to your space?"

[nnalo]

just a reminder that yassuyori's comments in the housamo wiki has alot of scat jokes for no reason

[nnalo]

fave joke i know was from a drunk person drunkingly posting they're memos.

the joke was

"A snake walks into a bar: the bar tender says 'how did you do that'"

[nnalo]

going through the tumblr live feed section, kinda gives me KiK vibes. I hate it

[nnalo]

in the future some poor child is going to ask their mother (in a victorian child voice) for some rainbow shards for summoning transients and the mother would oblige.