my friends and i are fools

we rp too which leads to even weirder shit being said if the queue spits something out from months after its relevant thats not my problem

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“who up pregaming they thrift (with more thrift)”

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lmao sorry didnt realize my queue ran out more quotes incoming tomorrow and onward

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“how much do you wanna bet i could rip your skin off”

“well id rather you not do that”

-my twelve year old sister and my nana

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(about a weird looking but kinda cool house we passed) “i cant tell if i like it or if i just like that its different”

(cybertruck passes)

“THAT i just hate”

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“its mystery cancer because my entire body is cancer”

“ok deadpool”

“SHUTTHEFUCKUP”

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“he gets a redemption arc for having a grabbable waist”

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my lil baby puppy is BELOVED in jackbox

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“I HAVE FREAKY HOMININ TOES THATS WHY IM AN ANTHROPOLOGIST”

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“go kill each other where its not my problem”

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“do they pay you overtime at the lazy bum factory?”

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“she’s got the impulsivity and suicidality of a toddler with the ragebaiting skills of a middle schooler”