cowboy!jimmy zare

mouthwashing jimmy rp / ask blog but make it cowboy👢 pfp- sodi-yum

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

i am no homewrecker. just keepin a lonely lady company s all........

...

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

@true-grant

howdy sheriff,

I'm hearin things hav been happenin wile I been gone.

yu done got a new little frend? touchin your hand and smilin?

yu ain't doin no replacin me are yu?

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

He smiles at me, Mr. Zare. E-v-e-r-y-day.

And you know what? I smile back. And sometimes we laugh.

Sometimes we laugh, Mr. Zare. And sometimes? He touches my hand. And my body goes electric. And he doesn't move away, doesn't pull back his hand, just watches

He just watches

you talk such big talk, and yet you're too much a coward to show your face? you...

you certainly ain't a threat, partner.

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

almost outta cigarettes. nearest general store too damn far. hope some unsuspectin fellas don't mind if i kill them for theirs.

[true-grant]

jim please do not kill men for cigarettes. I kno I cannot Stop you from committing Crimes for Felonious Behaviour seems to Run in yr Blood but good goddamn Walk the Damn Mile!!!

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

hahahha. what you gonna do, sheriff? lock me up?

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

whether or not you care for the implications, you gotta admit, he is fine specimen of a man ... and he smiles at me e-v-e-r-y-day.

...who are you to have the audacity to speak of my husband like that?

don't you know who i am? i'll gauge out your goddamn eyeballs.

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

almost outta cigarettes. nearest general store too damn far. hope some unsuspectin fellas don't mind if i kill them for theirs.

[true-grant]

dear j

my lov

sweethea

darling ja

My Dearest Jim,

I kno its only been a Few Days since youve gone and left me on yore huntin trip, but I Miss you already and isnt that jes the stupidest most foolish thing you ever did hear?? Its an awful Damn Shame that your frame's so dam rickety, or I could get awae w/ wearin yorn things like you do mine sumtimes. luckily yr pillow still smells like you & its sucha rliefe.

I am going to burn this letter now on acct of the fact that You will never let me live it Down if you Do Rec. it. DAISUKE IF YOU ARE READING THIS I HAVE KILT A CHILD YORE AGE BEFORE & I AM NOT ABOVE A REPEET PERFORMENCE.

forever & always yrs,

Grant

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

grant,

if yu wornt no sk skr sc scweemish bastard den yu cuda caym wit me. I left beehynd one o yur sweters shud still smel lik me. mite hav sum blud and durt on it.

yu aint dun no leter burnin. lier. am glad yu dident. yu wud lik it heer. the stars shyn real brite. I fink of yu wen I see em.

not havin much luk wif my kils. mite be gon for longer. dont wurry, do. I wonet d diz dizzapoynt.

jimmy

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

I hear your husband's been missing you. And you know what men do who MISS somebody, riiiiight?

i feel like you're implyin' somethin' i don't much like.

ol' grant is probably occupied with pickin' his berries or drawin' in his journal. i ain't worried.

[true-grant]

soooo... you single now?

Ah oughta shoot ye dead in t' goddamn street.

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

show yourself, you goddamn coward

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

there's an awful lot of mouths that need feedin' in our here camp. i proclaim myself one of the best gosh darn hunters in this land, but it's gettin' trickier to have a constant food supply. 'specially with the bears comin' outta hibernation. but SOMEONE refuses to eat coyote meat, and there's an abundance of those fuckers.

[true-grant]

Look, all I'm sayin' is, ain't nothin' what stoppin' us from kitting out a wagon and bringin' some chickens along. For the eggs! It's one o' them real cost-efficient things, an' don't got nothin' a-t'all to do wi' the fact that I miss havin' pets ...

((a total newcomer to tumblr, I don't have the first idea how to actually START rp on an rp blog, so uh :'D consider this an open call?? come interact with my boy!!))

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

WE AIN'T GETTIN NO DAMN CHICKENS

[no-gooddirtyoutlaw]

cut your hair, you filthy animal

would rather swallow a horn-toad backwards. i ain't care a continental what y'all think.

[sodi-yum]

hi! me and my pal are starting a cowboy jimmy and curly blog, and we're wondering if we'd be alright to use your art as pfps? we're very big fans🙏

Yeah dude, go for it! I appreciate you for asking too. I'm intrigued by these blogs... I will keep my eyes peeled 🐎🐎

[sodi-yum]

c......can I get Jimmy cowboy.... please..............

Yes. Always yes. I hope these doodles will suffice 🤲🤲

I have more cowboy Jimmy plans so there will be more in future. These are semi pose studies as well as simply indulgence :) also did a half coloured version of the two in chaps because I’ve decided I am in fact not normal about Jimmy in chaps…