Things Bros Say

No homo. All the best bro stuff. And remember the most important bro rule, It’s only gay if your balls touch, and please keep your socks on just to be safe. 18+. NSFW.

[no-homo-bros]

Hey bro, do my balls smell?

[no-homo-bros]

Hey bro, it fell out again

[t-u-m-b-l-r-s-u-c-k-s-me]

[no-homo-bros]

-Shit bro! I came without touching myself! Does that make it gay?

-No bro. We have our socks on.

[asian-men-x]

[jjbang8]

When you’ve been sheltering-in-place with a bro for five-&-a-half weeks you have a pretty good sense of just how playful you can be with the dude. And you’re also totally fucking horny.

[des-merveilles-et-des-hommes]

[no-homo-bros]

Quarantine bros!

[nkd83]

[no-homo-bros]

Bro, no clothes during quarantine

[kensprof]

Khaki Shorts

[no-homo-bros]

Not gay to kiss the homies, bro

[t-u-m-b-l-r-s-u-c-k-s-me]

[no-homo-bros]

When you’re quarantined with only your bro, and sacrifices had to be made.

[0024am-deactivated20190812]

[no-homo-bros]

Dare you guys to kiss bro

[secondclassvines]

[no-homo-bros]

Thanks bro

[no-homo-bros]

Look what I can do bro

[olivier-laselle]

[no-homo-bros]

Come on bro, we are skinny dipping!

[no-homo-bros]

Ain’t gay bro

[t-u-m-b-l-r-s-u-c-k-s-me]

[no-homo-bros]

-wanna shower bro?

-uhhh we just got to the gym bro.

[alphabondsnewy]

[no-homo-bros]

Damn bro. You are getting some cakes.

[no-homo-bros]

Cool site can you chat please

Always

[guyzwithcake]

[no-homo-bros]

Bro, give me a piggyback ride