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BeyoncĆ© | Bobās Burgers
What does your diet consist of?? Cigs, ice cream, and sweet tea š¦
āCan I ask you something?ā
āYou just did.ā
What blows my mind is that NASA is able to communicate with a 4.67 billion miles far away spacecraft, but I lose my WI-FI signal once Iām in the kitchen.
Working on the biggest project Iāve ever done š
http://sparkyourdesire.etsy.com
I just want to see the light I don't want to lose my sight I just want to see the light I need to know what's worth the fight
Travel
I hold this cig
My hands begin to shake
Its all they do
Shaking is all I know now
I light it
Inhale
Breathe outĀ
Feel better
Things will be okay
InhaleĀ
Repeat
I heard your voice in a photograph
I thought it up it brought up the pastĀ
Once you know you can never go back
Iāve got take it on the otherside
How long will I slide
Separate my side I donāt Ā
I donāt believe its bad
Slit my throat
It all I ever...
Nuff said š
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
"The hours between 12 am and 6 am have a funny habit of making you feel like you're either on top of the world or under it."
omg this dude is like yelling a phone conversation outside im pretty sure his gf is breaking up with himĀ
i have discovered her name is sarah and he āloves her so fucking muchā and that āthese words should not be leaving her mouth right nowā
this has been going on for like an hour he just keeps going around in circles
i think its finally over because he just screamed and threw is phone
now hes cursing up at the gods and petting his own hair i feel like i should do something
hes like walking around screaming and sobbing and cursing idk what to do
i just yelled out the window āits okay dude dont worry youāll find someone elseā and he went totally silent i dont think he knows where my voice came from because he looks really freaked out now ā¦what have i doneĀ
HE JUST SCREAMED āHOW DO YOU KNOW?!ā WHAT DO I DO I STILL DONT THINK HE KNOWS WHERE MY VOICE IS COMING FROM BC IM SCREAMING FROM MY UPSTAIRS BATHROOM
OH MY GOD I PANICKED AND REPLIED WITH ābecause you are a very good looking young man and any woman would be lucky to have youā I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GRANDMA
he seems satisfied with this reply
i think i actually calmed him down he seems almost okay now
he just picked up his phone i think hes going home now. i hope his phone is okay
goodbye random heartbroken dude i wish you luck on your journey home.. wherever your home may be
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.
J.K. Rowling (via wordsnquotes)