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Danielle • 27 • gotta blast

[yume-fanfare]

windows movie maker on the internet archive we are so back

[darkcomedies]

how i engage with fiction and music and poetry so sad it makes me nauseous

[papayajuan2019]

i plan on becoming a child prodigy at 44

[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[nowlander]

[parkayquarts]

me when im on the titanic and im pushing my way through the crowd to get on one of the lifeboats

[yookay-times]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[tt-squid]

i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-

[tt-squid]

no :(

[redchrominance]

wheres the blunt

[hellsite-yano]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[aphractal2]

light goes green and your dog goes sprinting off

im gonna make a whole Cerberus post now

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[mimimimimimimiii]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

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[kosmogrl]

the fact that chris brown is still a thing is concerning

[kosmogrl]

imagine idolizing this piece of shit