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@noahthelad
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
No, you wouldn’t kick the shit out of me because I grew up in foster care and have known how to fight since I could walk. But it’s good to know that you don’t like hitting people.
Sorry to here that, really. I dunno how it works over here, but it doesn't sound good if you've had to learn to defend yourself. Explains your fierceness. Like a lion.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
So if I called the police on you, you’d beat me up?
That doesn’t seem like a fair fight. I’d kick the shit out of you.
You'd only kick the shit outta me 'cause I won't ever hit a girl. It's against my beliefs.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
You’re totally fucked dude. Whatever happened to me getting some weed?
Perhaps I fell asleep.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
Which idea?
Snitches get stitches?
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
God, I’m not calling the police. Snitches get stitches.
I didn't believe you. I just didn't know what else to say. I like that idea, though.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
What are you on?
A couple things. Weed and some hallucinogen I got off this bloke.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
You know what kind of problem that sounds like? A personal one.
Whatever you say.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
Whose to say I wouldn’t?
I dunno. Don't think you want cops comin' to a place where teenagers have booze and drugs. We'd all get busted.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
Well did you at least catch it?
I can't find him now... so maybe it was like a dream.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
I could be. Or I could place a call to them.
Would you really do that, though?
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
Yes. That’s totally it— or the fact that, that would be genuinely terrifying.
But you never know if it could have secrets to unlock the best future for you. Nobody sees my logic.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
That explains a lot.
I guess it does. You're not the police or anything, yeah?
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
….A talking banana?
Why does nobody believe me?! Is it 'cause I'm foreign?
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
So what did you take?
Only weed and perhaps a hallucinogen.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
You said you heard a banana talk. It’s pretty obvious.
It could have actually been here, y'know? You've figured it all out, though.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
No…I know because I’m not high off of my ass and you are.
Mind tellin' me how you can tell that? Nobody was s'posed to find out.
I swear I just saw a talkin' banana.
I can give you a clue why it wasn’t English.
Because it wasn’t talking…there was no banana.
And how do you know that? Are you some sort of banana expert?
