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noel kitch \\ 25 \\ receptionist Yes hello this is Harlow Hall mental rehabilitation facility, Noel speaking, how can I help you today?

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not-insane-like-randa:

Thats what we’ll use to tell ourselves we’re good people.

Works for me!

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not-insane-like-randa:

We have the baby seal of approval.

A baby seal is a golden seal.

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not-insane-like-randa:

We’re doing this for science.

      [ Noel looked over as baby Rory made an excited gurgling noise, and Noel smiled as wide as she could, laughing gingerly ]  Oh, she likes it.

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not-insane-like-randa:

Does this make us terrible people? Nah.

Only like...a little bit. Like a really little bit.

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not-insane-like-randa:

We should make bets too. Make it a big thing.

It'll be like the fantasy football of irresponsible decisions.

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not-insane-like-randa:

Next week. We’ll do it next week.

Sounds like a plan, las.

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She's sleeping.

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not-insane-like-randa:

The exterior is too cruel. 

All babies are born with intense crying abilities. They could probably beat out One Direction fans. She has good taste in tv shows. 

    We should host this competition. Is that cruel in some way? Probably. Never mind.

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not-insane-like-randa:

Oh yeah, sure. I apologize if this room looks like I spent two weeks in it without leaving.

That is actually so cute. 

Ugh, please, you should see me apartment.

She is pretty cute. She likes to stay up late to watch Friends reruns with me though, so she's been moody all day. She may be seven months old, but hot damn she has got some lungs. 

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not-insane-like-randa:

She is. Careful, I might keep her. 

Why does she laugh if you call her Penelope?

You mind if I come in? I gotta sit down before I pass out, I haven't eaten all day. 

No idea. She just cracks up, like, big time.

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not-insane-like-randa:

Oh my god! She is the most adorable baby I’ve ever seen in my life!

She's pretty cute, right? 

Her name's Rory. Rory Penelope Kitch. If you call her Penelope, she laughs.

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tiger-lily-harper:

Oh, thank you. Just got it the other day.

Better share!

Where from?

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jezebeltheangel:

I don’t know a Noel.

You're Jezebel, right?

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not-insane-like-randa:

Hey!

Someone....

wanted to meet you.

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tiger-lily-harper:

Pretty jacket, las.

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Hello? It's Noel!!!

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notoliviaboone:

Fuck off.

Hey, man, chill.