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ind. priv. fandaniel.

muse info doc + rules under read more.

this muse has warnings for MAJOR endw*lker spoilers, human experimentation, general nihilism, suicide ideation, the apocalypse + yearning for it, and imperialism. this list will be updated as needed.

fandaniel is lactose intolerant

#* / meta.#like no matter what body hes in. he just is #If any personals see this DONT TOUCH taking him with me to chili's tonight

ehslye

SUNBLIND;

YOU BURNT THE LUNGS THAT YOUR ANCESTORS CREATED YOU SAT BY THE BANKS OF THE RIVER & YOU WAITED TILL TIME ROLLED BACK & THE WATER HAD ABATED YOU DRANK YOUR SHARE, BUT YOU STILL COULD NOT BE SATED…

YOU SAID: YOU’RE SCARED OF THE CLOCKS THAT KEEP TICKING OVER.

independent warrior of light of ffxiv — [ JAHLIQAI ORONIR ] written by cecil!

#* / promo.#i can always log on to promo cecil and my wife jelly

ehslye

nomaiel:

“ what would you do if i was 1 fulm tall? ”

“ … “ A lapse of thoughtful silence. “ Pick you up by the scruff. “ Another beat of silence, and something glimmers in his eye. “ Shake you a little… heh–– “ Is he… smiling?

#* / save.#I dont even have a funny response jelly's so fucking cute i like him 🥺

hisburial.

“ i would let you crawl on my hand , like a bug … or um , perhaps a frog if that’s more suiting ? and i would give you a nice big enclosure to keep you safe in … so you didn’t get lost or hurt ! do you like hamster wheels ? ”

“ ...now i must ask you first, o’ warrior of light, why this is so well thought out in the first place? ”

#hisburial #* / ic.#Can i ask this. Hey. Why is this so

theswell.

“ i would attack you no matter the size , so long as your strength were to remain the same . ” there is not an ounce of concern here , he would hurt kill maim any ascian for any reason and fandaniel is no exception .

he’s so sad. he’s sooooo sad now. he’s so hurt.

#* / ic.#theswell #Hes literally so sad This is fandaniel's doctor he died did you care him

hearfeelthink.

“trap you in a jar.” that’s it.

“ ...now would the jar have holes in it? ”

#hearfeelthink #* / ic.#hes considering it .

theswell:

“ step on you , without hesitation . i might even stomp on you a few more times , in case once was not enough . ”

“ i would be SOOOOO SMALL and you would still injure me? ”

#theswell #* / ic.#milord :( im crying rn :(

“ what would you do if i was 1 fulm tall? ”

#* / ic.#what would you do. be honest with him #I queued this for 6:09 pm my time btw

bakwaaas

Men have feelings too.

yeah and I’m about to hurt them

#tagged in #* / musings.#abystal #FJKDGLSKJHFNFKLH YEAH. YEAH #I support womens rights to hurt and maim

Poptarts are crunchy ravioli.

youre right i think we should make a movement over this. whatre your thoughts on burger pizza by the way

#* / ooc.#mobile /#* / ask.#i tried so hard to think of a cursed food analogy i remembered cursed food combos exist.#Salisbury steak is just an openfaced burger though

#* / crack.#^ he saw the replies of the headcanon post

amon has never had sex and never will (he is bitchless)

#* / meta.#nsfw /

flowerwept

@nomaiel said: Hermes do you think we’re ugly

He’s grown up believing it’s what’s on the inside that counts, a creed Hermes believes so deeply – he’s always been endeared to the more frightening or monstrous creations, the ones people cower away from, believing them unworthy of life because they were not beautiful. So many of these creatures he’s gotten to know and found light burning within them, or that they were often just as friendly as the others–if not more so, because they were so desperate for companionship.

It’s what’s on the inside that counts, and Hermes believes he is spiteful, cruel, dissatisfied for no reason, and oh so lonely, none of that light inside of him, and Fandaniel wears all of these emotions on his sleeve and they are both ugly for it, Hermes is just better at hiding it than his fractured self is.

Is it still suicide if he kills Fandaniel? Or is it just a self-fulfilling prophecy? And this is the root of the ugliness.

All life deserves to live, but not if it’s him, but still his soul pushes on, reincarnating over and over again until he decides he doesn’t want to pretend to be pretty anymore and the world burns for it.

Hermes doesn’t say anything but his face is long and morose, twilight of a coming age scripted on his features / he looks more like Fandaniel when the jester lets the act drop behind the scenes. They both know that. They’re too ugly to live. But Hermes tries anyways.

#* / save.#ask to tag /#suicide mention /#I SENT YOU THIS TO BE FUNNY AND YOU HRUTR ME? YOU HUUUUURT ME YOU HURT ME ON THE SPOT?

🔥 hm.

let fandaniel call you ugly // still accepting.

...fandaniel’s oddly quiet at the question. eyes looking her up and down -- the silence is uncomfortable. was there anything he could say wasn’t appealing? maybe not so much physically, however... “ i’m not a fan of your hair nor your personality. do you mind ceasing your constant probing? you’d be much more attractive if you weren’t. ”

#* / ic.#* / ask.#abystal #(fandaniel looking away) (fandaniel looking away)#he doesn't wanna talk about it.

🔥 ^-^

let fandaniel call you ugly except fandaniel can’t call his wife ugly // still accepting.

“ .............. ” he’s looking away.

#* / ic.#* / ask.#hisburial #fandaniel vc: Dont ask me this im shy

nomaiel

“ IF YOUR NAME IS EMET-SELCH, YOU’RE UGLY!!!!!!! ”

nomaiel

..............................

#* / ic.#Do you mind.

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