that's what worried you?

Denethor: [verb] The act of lighting yourself on fire and chucking yourself off Minas Tirith

[parkchanwoohoo]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I did a roller skating tonight, they really ought to make that a popular activity again, it is so fun and also put roller rinks near transit stations so people can ride trains so an enjoyable activity

[maybeasunflower]

Trains are on roller skates all the time.

[queer-as-city-folk]

And that's why they're such happy creatures

[ratboi24601]

isn’t that the plot to hit Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Starlight Express

[queer-as-city-folk]

I have no idea, I am scared of Andrew Lloyd Webber and refuse to watch his musicals

[scifigrl47]

He wanted to make a Thomas the Tank Engine musical and the Thomas the Tank Engine people were like, 'oh god no' and now we have a musical about trains where everyone is on roller skates and there's a great cut song about a murderous caboose that is responsible for every major train disaster ever.

Red Caboose is my favorite character. Here is an image of him.

Isn't he delightful?

[bish0ps]

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hi there guys. It’s me, again. It is December 8, and my birthday is December 16 (and fyi I didn’t even get my birthday off from work which I’m being so brave about, just saying) and I want you all to gather round and listen to my pitch. I could tell you that I really want this, which I do but I also think it’d be really funny to NOT reach my goal and to start my thirties on the note of failure but like a really stupid kind that doesn’t matter and is very funny. I could tell you that getting this post to a million notes will benefit you in some way, but it absolutely won’t, except in the general tumblr sense of getting to participate in committing to the crowdsourced bit, which is actually the truest joy this webbed site can offer. I could even be very earnest and say something how for better or worse tumblr had a hand in defining my twenties, and even when I’ve been infuriated with parts of it, it is genuinely the only social media that doesn’t make me feel like shit and isn’t impossible for me to use, and at very hard times in my life the weird community has been a comfort, but that’s TOO EARNEST. Knock that shit off.

Instead, I offer you this: if you reblog this post with tags, like anything at all in the tags, multiple reblogs won’t be collated together meaning that you can make my notifications truly unusable. Think about that you fuckin jackals. Can you resist the urge to be both helpful and annoying as shit

[irrationalplanets]

I have not seen enough people talking about how the 20th anniversary of Fellowship of the Ring is in like a month

[irrationalplanets]

[strangestquiet]

[nomical]

I love how I didn’t want to be that stereotype of a multi fandom tumblr that turns into a BTS only account so my solution was to just leave tumblr entirely lmao

[comin-up-for-air]

10 Years of Merlin & Arthur: Day 7, Finale

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[jiminrolls]

tannie the fool

[95z]

this is not how he thought his birthday would go

[95z]

sweetest birthday boy

[syuga]

beautiful    [cr: Mighty J]

[bwiseoks]

he really wants the watch (trans)

[taesamorcito]

taehyung being at the FRONT and CENTER 

[nomical]

Goodbye pink!viktor, welcome pink!jungook

[un-amoureux-des-plantes]

３０／０５／２０１８

[kookmint]

cherry pie 🍒