Hobo With A Shotgun Sentence Meme -NSFW-
“I’m making a citizen’s arrest!“
“Put the knife away or I’ll use it to cut welfare checks from your skin!”
“Jerk off to THIS, you child molesting shitlicker!”
“That’s why you should never hug a bear.”
“Bears don’t belong in a zoo.”
“They’re gonna make comic books out of my hate-crimes!”
“You’re a fool… and a shitty father.”
“Do you fuckin’ see me? Do you fuckin’ hear me? Do you fuckin’ FEEL me?”
“You’re so hot, you make me want to cut my dick off and rub it all over your titties.”
“Please! Please! Don’t shoot my dick off, okay? I’m young. I got too much fuckin’ left to do. Please!”
“I thought this was a police station, not the fuckin’ circus.”
“This isn’t the only place grass grows.”
“You can’t solve all the world’s problems with a shotgun.”
“I’m gonna wash this blood off… with your blood.”
“You and me are goin’ on a car-ride to Hell.”
“I hope you can do better. You are the future.”
“When life gives you razor blades, you make a baseball bat… covered in razor blades.”
“You know how I can tell I’m making you wet? Because you’re making my dick thirsty.”
“My legs are closed for tonight.”
“You seem smart and intelligent, you should be a teacher.”
“Mother Teresa is a Goddamn saint!”
“I just wanna go to the zoo and see the bears with you.”
“You’re crushing my smokes!”
“All right, you scum-carving fuck.I’m going to make you regret a whole lot of living and teach you some respect.”
“All right, man, you win, you win.”
“Just tell me what you want? My dad owns this fucking town.”
“I bet there’s not one human being in this town who’s life you haven’t ruined.”
“Live you fucking whore!”
“I need to wash this guys ass off my face.”
“I’m gonna sleep in your bloody carcass tonight.”
“Tell it to Mother Teresa while she’s fingerbanging you in Hell!”
“They only thing I’m gonna let slip is my dick into your pussy.”
“Are we gonna fuck or what?”
“What are you supposed to be? Some kinda badass murderer?”
“Because sometimes on the streets, a broom ain’t gonna cut it! That’s when ya gotta get a shotgun!”
“It’s the only thing I know.”
“I love the smell of your asshole.”
“Everyday is garbage day for street trash like you!”
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