Suck My Left Nut

twatter @xocannoli snapcunt @jennylteece

[just-shower-thoughts]

Smoking is good for the environment because it kills humans.

[sidewindervx]

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[relatableornot]

when you feel the first cramp

[schokoladenkuchen]

Dat leg tho 👠

[thehotgirlproject]

Seduction

[cojonauta-deactivated20181120]

[elixandre]

you come into my house

[tyleroakley]

2016 just keeps delivering

[chrissongzzz]

FLAMED HER ASS 😂😂

[lizzie-mcgriddle-blog]

i literally would if i could. what is she asking??

[bitchvirgo]

i showed this to my mom and she said “damn right”

[internetmessiah-deactivated2017]

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

[oliver-sonntag]

[lemonblossomed-deactivated20210]

[frogr]

a list of sounds

high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church

a soda can being opened

a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding

a marble rolling on a wooden floor

wood popping and crackling as it burns

[ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet]

oh my god

[sneeking]

I’m cleansed

[gold]

food will never break my heart

[imagesbyromi]

[ewaneneollav]

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life