Are Those Words In The Bible?

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

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This is a gimmick blog where I run posts tagged "none of these words are in the bible" through this github site and report whether or not the words are, in fact, in the bible.

The website's percentage goes by total number of words, but I try to only count unique words.

14 of these words are not in the bible.

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't talk about it much but I love rom hacks and game emulators. if you're looking for a free hobby that is really fun I highly recommend checking it out. convincing your computer that it's a nintendo wii is also very funny

[lagtrainzzz]

what is emulation if not forcewii hypno for robotboys

[dyslexic-asexual]

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17 of these words are not in the Bible. (14 if you ignore contractions).

3 of these words are not in the Bible.

[charlesoberonn]

Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

That makes a lot of sense, actually.

[brainscrems]

Does anyone know the history as to how that ended up in the bible? Idk, it seems weird that a judean guy who, by historical consensus, spoke aramaic, and possibly hebrew as well, would be using greek letters in a speech. Is this passage thought to be thrown in by the council of nicea on their own? Is this a bad translation and he said the first and last letters of aramaic which was made into greek letters for western audiences? Why is this in there at all? Has the history of this passage been traced as to how it ended up in the canonized version of the bible? I find this very strange that he’d be using greek letters and I gotta know how this came up

[charlesoberonn]

The historical Jesus is believed to have spoken Aramaic but the New Testament was written in Greek, likely by people educated in Greek literature and rhetoric.

They also wrote for a largely Greek-speaking audience since most Christian churches at the time were outside of Judea.

[mirielvairenen]

Also, that speech is from Revelations- so the Jesus saying that is in a vision seen by a guy imprisoned on a Greek island. (John of Patmos, historically identified with John the beloved disciple, and IIRC imprisoned by Domitian towards the end of the 1st century). So it’s… not really attributable to a historical Jesus.

[charlesoberonn]

Historical Jesus spoke Aramaic but Dehydration Hallucination Jesus can speak whatever he wants

[charlesoberonn]

[stormbreaker101]

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I appreciate the summon but I try to only do the gimmick on posts that OP themself has tagged with the phrase in question, to avoid contention.

[galactic-hyperhearse]

how seeing fanart of your fav + the character you ship them with + their canon partner as a threesome feels

[stormbreaker101]

@noneofthesewordsareinthebible ?

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6 of these words are not in the bible.

[lovely-v]

my zodiac sign is hobbitlove

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

2 of these words are not in the bible.

[saintbleeding]

you genuinely can do whatever you want forever all im saying is giving jon beholding-induced heterochromia will always make me think of sans undertale. sorry

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

9 of these words are not in the bible.

[exceptmyserotonin]

can we talk about patrick’s tits in that abolition shirt from the grimace shake video

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

6 of these words are not in the bible.

[watcher0flightanddarkness]

The only thing from the DR: Togami novels I will accept as canon is Byakuya crossdressing for fun

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

7 of these words are not in the bible.

[orbits-of-the-elliptical-variety]

it will never not be funny that I got banned from Tinder and Hinge after getting into an argument with a clique of local catgirls

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

8 of these words are not in the bible.

[deltaofveve]

Can’t believe Supernatural started out as a macho man guns blazing series yet it produced the blueprint of modern day yaoi and some of the most submissive breedable baby girls

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

14 of these words are not in the bible.

[miss-americanbi]

i’m one piece of twinkified aziraphale fanart away from stepping straight into hellfire

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

6 of these words are not in the bible.

[cuntylittlesalmon]

i wonder if anyone’s written a legends of tomorrow s2e10 malcom merlin x damien darhk hatefuck fic while they torture amnesiac rip hunter. if so, link pls

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

13 of these words are not in the bible.

[watatsumiis]

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[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

9 of these words are not in the bible.

[heldcloud]

hozier released his new album so soon after gomens 2 dropped just to feed starving fanfiction authors new lyrics to use as titles on ao3

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

8 of these words are not in the bible.

[movisual]

so who’s gonna write the sirius and regulus black supernatural au with remus as castiel for destiel wolfstar

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

10 of these words are not in the bible.

[myrmeraki]

and when my true love death dream advance base traphawk fic is written youll see youll all see

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

4 of these words are not in the bible.

[walterdecourceys]

freddie trumper buzzfeed autocomplete interview

[noneofthesewordsareinthebible]

None of these words are in the bible.