Feelings, Poems, and the occasional butt.

I don't often reblog but if you're willing to listen then I'm willing to speak. "When your life is boring and no one is around to read it should you really write it down?"

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"I'm going to feed you to my gnomes"

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"Shuriken Puss"

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Alright, be my foot pimp

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I'm not long for this world, and I've got a cello to build.

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Get off my snack you weird banana!

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Fisting a wild animal with acid grapes was great.

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"No, oranges are for fags"

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The ocean is protecting us from kidney thieves.

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The past haunts me with its expectation, it's missed opportunities, and a deep longing for something more.

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You're so gentle for cheese.

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"That's a pretty cheap blowass!!"

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I don't want sex, I want to feel loved.

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It's not pegging if it's a real dick!!

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I can't take missing you. Not tonight.

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"One day, someone's going to love you for who you are, and they're gonna be real freaky cuz that's what it'll take"

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Why do we, as human beings, lie to those who mean the most to us?

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Today is super surreal.