Han Solo Would Cry At This Plotline

Tess. 30+, Canadian, white, cis, lesbian. She/her. Perpetual queue. I reblog stuff I like and interesting text posts, so it's a grab bag.

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[kuttithevangu]

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

[so-i-did-this-thing]

GOOD NIGHT

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[burins]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[2well2water]

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

[2well2water]

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

[2well2water]

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

[thatsbelievable]

Friday Funnies!

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[log6]

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

[lenivzi]

Happy pride month 🐑🌈

[fellweather]

some of the seals in the seal hospital zeehondencentrum (from reference)

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

Obessed with whatever was going on at Delphi

“Our prophetess is out today, best I can do is BEANS”

[veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes]

[cookiethebirddoll]

this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”

[veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes]

Maide’s influence is solely positive and you should be thankful for her increasing your whimsy.

[tallwriter]

Who the heck are these characters?

[veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes]

Goop Lyn and Maide, is it not obvious?