Frogger? I Hardly Know 'Er!

Selfship help blog for those with nonhumanf/os! This includes robots, objects, demons, monsters, aliens, creatures, furries, and more! Ran by Rory + mods 🦇 ,🦭, and 🪭! PROSHIP DNI. If you don't see your ask immediately then it's probably queued. Check pinned to see what types of requests we do here!

[nonhuman-fo-help]

🐸 Hello, and welcome to nonhuman f/o help!! This is a blog that provides a variety of things for those that selfship with nonhuman characters! Since so much of the selfship community caters to those that selfship with humans, I decided to make a blog dedicated to those with nonhuman f/os (and s/i's)! That includes robots, objects, monsters, demons, ghosts, furries, and anything else you'd classify as nonhuman!

🐸 You can find what we do/what requests we take here!

🐸 I would also like to say PROSHIP DNI, as well as adults that ship with minors. People that don't have nonhuman f/o's may interact/follow, but please don't send requests! If a request is declined it's likely because your f/o looks too outwardly humanoid

🐸 This blog is mainly for romantic selfshipping, but we will be making content for familial/platonic f/os as well!

🐸 More info under the cut!

🐸 Currently this blog is ran by threw mods! Main mod is Rory/ @boyfriendblogging , He/Him and 19. If a post wasn't signed off it was posted by me. Other mods are @batlesbianism / mod 🦇, They/Them, @sari-stars / mod 🪭, She/Her, and @spinydogfish / mod 🦭, He/It

🐸 This blog is double-friendly, but feel free to vent about doubles. The mods have a few f/o's they may not post for their personal comfort, though. You can name-drop your f/os if you want, I don't mind! Also feel free to claim anon tags

🐸 Yes, my layout is Kermit because the main mod selfships with him!

🐸 I hope everybody enjoys their stay here!

[Anon tags]

[boyfriendblogging]

🫧 Hello, selfshippers! Are you looking for a brand new selfship discord server that's 18+, friendly, and open to new members? Then I'd say you've come to the right place! Welcome to Glove World, wanna go for a ride? 🫧

We offer:

• A safe space for selfshippers, yumeshippers, and fictosexuals!

• Lots of channels for your f/os, including familial channels and an objectum channel!

• A space with absolutely no judgement for who you f/o. We're especially welcoming to cartoon/video game f/os and those that are typically deemed "silly"/weird by the community!

• A traumagenic system friendly space!

🫧 One of the only big rules is no minors or proshippers! 🫧

Join Here!!!

[nonhuman-fo-help]

hey guys. reminder?? your fos love you. theyre literally so in love with you!! they are always thinking about you and they are so happy that youre their partner. just a reminder. <3

Thank you for the reminder anon! Your f/os love you too!

[nonhuman-fo-help]

Hey guys, mod Rory here. I'm stepping away from the selfship community for a little, so this blog might be less active. I'll try to knock out the stimboard/carekit requests I have so far today and tomorrow though. The other mods will be handling most things while I'm gone. Love you guys and your f/o's cherish you. <3

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Mmmmm Gigan my belllooooved husband he is likkke 213 feet tall so he is as gentle as can be with me and he carries me around on his shoulder and makes sure I don't fall off or anything like that or sometimes he'll let me ride on his head oml I love him so much I just ahhh-

- 🐉🎢

Awww I'm sure he'd be so so gentle with you

[nonhuman-fo-help]

sighs...i love my stupid gay wife‏‏‎ ‎inspekta‏‏‎ ‎(great‏‏‎ ‎god‏‏‎ ‎grove)‏‏‎ ‎SOOOOOO MUCH it's crazy...he's such a disaster and has done so much messed up stuff in canon but he was under so much stress trying to be the best leader he could be and forgot that so many people loved and cared about him...just wanna pet him while he lays in my lap after a long day for both of us. scolding him for dealing with his issues in the dumbest way possible but also reassuring him that i would never ever forget about him or stop caring about him. kisses him...on his dumb little head...

(uhhh i'll be 💌 💻 anon)

HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH!!!

[nonhuman-fo-help]

TEEHEE TY IK I'M BASED!! alsoalso guys I'd like to show off my spouse the Ruler Incident ik he's a bit funky looking but i love him💔💔 I'm a trollge nerd at heart

-Buganon

REAL I support it!!!

[nonhuman-fo-help]

heeellaaauurrr first of all i love this blog it got me kicking my legs and teehee-ing to myself <3 could i pls get a stimboard of my pretty princess knuckles chuckles buckles the echidnuckles :]]c no specified stims, you can get creative hehe and have a nice day everyone ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ — @superbluebrick !

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Knuckles stimboard for you <3

[nonhuman-fo-help]

feel like i sent these in already but i don’t remember.. my stupid idiot cryptid best friend. into the garbage disposal with him

-🤡☎️

GARBAGE DISPOSAL HE GOES!!

[nonhuman-fo-help]

so uhm i was thinking about f/oing cassandra (fnf) but i think she kinda.... took me by the throat and said "oh btw youre mine <3"

You absolutely should f/o her!!!

[nonhuman-fo-help]

Oooh he wants you SO bad

[nonhuman-fo-help]

hi im here to gush because i love my big robot boyfriend bumblebee soooo so so soooo much hes a lot smaller than the rest of his team but he's still a lot bigger than me!! 13 whole feet tall!! and im only 5'4" so hes ginimanasaurus... sometimes to fall asleep i think about laying on his chest and him using his hand like a big weighted blanket for me... bee is made of metal so naturally i imagine he's really cold at first but with my body heat and the heat from his spark in his chest he will warm up really quick... agh GUHHHH GAHHAGAHAH bumblebee i love you so much

- @machineillness

He's gonna give you the biggest hugs. Do you ever ride on his shoulder?

[nonhuman-fo-help]

Oughhh i am covered in mosquito bites. I'm ALLERGIC TO MOSQUITOS. AND ANT STINGS 💔💔💔💔

that and I'm also sunburnt

I'm in need of my big crab husband guys💔

-🦴🪲

He could easily crush all of them for you. Giant crab benefits

[nonhuman-fo-help]

Thought I would show off one of my fav pics of Fry Guy bc I've been thinking about him a lot recently and I absolutely love him to bits <3

He loves you lots!!!

[starfall-selfships]

Sighs...

Normal Friday

promo time...

I'm Sari! (she/he/star)

I'm selective sharing! (f/o list) My main f/os are Fan (ii) and Sans (UT)

Please read my pinned before interacting! ^^

[nonhuman-fo-help]

AH I FORGOT. i signed off as 🪲🦴 but in reality it's buganon SORRY

I'll fix that for ya ^^

[nonhuman-fo-help]

Wishing you and your f/os (romantic or not) a happy Valentines Day!

They're glad you're the one they're spending it with, and they wouldn't have it any other way!