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Hey,so.... I’m guessing that most of the time it’s windy in Snowdin, how the hell do you like, not fly away? lol Btw, can I have a hug too?? :D *offers a 1l ketchup bottle*

magic

and yes

* sans hugs you, accepting the ketchup bottle afterwards.

* smells like paper and plant life.

hey whatever happened to that swap version of you?

i have no idea, there are so many swap versions of me that probably everything has happened to them

Does the name Komaeda ring any bells?

nagito? yes. yes it does.

Sans, what is the trick to a perfect joke?

timing. though that's more a fundamental than a trick. if you don't have good timing with your joke, it'll always fall flat. you also need to consider the audience you're telling the joke to, and whether they'd appreciate the joke or not...

there's more than one thing to consider when crafting the perfect joke.

I MISSED YOU, I hope you’re doing alright! How are you doing??

surprisingly, things haven't changed all that much. but it's working for me now. how are you doing?

I start my chemo medication today, and Im nervous and afraid. Sometimes its hard to keep fighting. Bills are piling up, things are getting hard, and sometimes it’s easy to think my family would benefit from my life insurance more than my life at this point. It’s just been tough, like Ive lost sight of any light at the end of the tunnel

i wish i could think of something simple and profound to say that would make you feel better, but life really hits hard like that. it hits hard and fast, and once you're down, it's difficult to get back up. i primarily cope with it by reminding myself of the good times to be found amongst the bad, of how much joy exists and how we can experience it so vividly because we have the sorrow to compare it to, and by surrounding myself with friends and family who understand me and can support me in my times of need. the world is a dark place, but the light of a new day will always come to break through the darkness. maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but someday your life will be better, and you'll have these bad times to look back on and compare to the good that's come to you.

good luck with your chemo, i hope you recover soon and go on have the best life you possibly can.

Hey Sans... We don't know one another but.... *They hand him a blanket, it's soft and one of the really nice weighted ones. The weight is just enough to feel like you're being held* might help you sleep.. and feel a little better. *They blush before pressing a kiss to his cheekbone* you aren't alone, it may feel like it, but you aren't. -K

thank you k, i appreciate it

Howdy Sans! I was wondering, why do you like puns?

they remind me of my father, sometimes

also i just love seeing people's reactions when i drop the shittiest pun i can think of in the moment

true joy is experienced in that moment, for a multitude of reasons

You’re looking so Gouda today. You Feta believe that I’d be Provolone without you! Let’s Brie friends forever! *can barely say this, giggling so hard* Happy Valentine’s Day, PunnyBones! *hugs you tightly*

happy valentine's day

time is an illusion

i actually don't have a cheese pun to contribute to this

Heeey sans so are you gonna let ashore take toriel away from you :p

bold of you to assume that toriel wouldn't be okay with both of us

Daily reminder that thicc thighs save lives

amen

SANS ANDWER YOUR ASKS!!!

well, since you asked so nicely

Hey pally, you hangin in there ok? Haven't heard from you in a bit. *Offers hug of reassurance, just in case"

life got me busy

thanks for the hug

Tell me a bad and/ or good joke

*whaddya call a fake noodle?

*an impasta.

i missed you. seeing you post made me happy, and i hope you have many good days ahead and also a lot of not bad days too

thanks, you too kid

*pours cold water down the back of sans shirt*

*sans stands there, not really reacting other than to glance at his wet clothes.

welp, at least the water wasn't poured down my shorts. not that it would matter, as monsters don't produce waste product like humans do.

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