Hiya internet creeps and no-lifes! It's me, your favorite nonsensical jokester, ELISE! Right here on tumblr for YOU (the stinky introvert sitting behind that screen) to talk to and interact with! Now I usually despise rules and heavily prefer unruly chaos, but there are a few for my blog:
❥ Don't get too heavy on the NSFW.
❥ Don't make a big deal out of doubles.
❥ Don't bring up heavy real world issues like politics and stuff.
This blog is for funsies, and I don't wanna delve into any of that stuff! So don't break the rules! Or you'll be... RULED out! (get it? ruled out as in like removed or blocked. im hilarious.)
(OOC FROM THIS POINT FORWARD)
I'm pretty new to this whole roleplaying on tumblr thing, but I'm trying my best to learn quickly.
Of course, I am only human and am prone to acting more like my views and perspective on Elise. I'm always open to tips on acting more in character either via DM or ask, so don't be shy :)
I'm fine with:
❥ Ships
❥ OCs
❥ AUs
❥ Crossovers
❥ Headcanons
❥ Magic Anons
❥ Passing NSFW topics that aren't the center of the entire roleplay
My tags will be as follows:
#ROSE PAINTING / 🌹 - Anons and General Questions
#CROQUETTE / 🦩 - Unserious / Silly Roleplay
#CARDS / 🃏 - Serious Roleplay
#DILLY DALLY / 🎈 - In Character Posts
#CHESIRE / 🐈 - OOC / Mod Posts
#TIMES UP / 🕰 - Death post
#"Fair Trial" / 🎱 - Eddie
#"I'm Late!" / 🐇 - Benny
#"Half A Cup Of Tea" / ☕️ - Cecilia
#"All Must Have Prizes" / 🦤 - Sailor
#"No Use Going Back To Yesterday" / ♟ - Rook
#"We're All Mad Here" / 🐈⬛ - Maneki
#"Any Road" / 🦈 - Sandbag
#"Curiouser And Curiouser" / ⭐️ - Vega
#"Who. Are. You?" / 🐛 - Poppy
#"Genus Humanus" / 🌱 - Cobyn
#"Why Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk?" / ✒️ - Vick
#"She's A Weed" / 🦴 - Bones
#"Off With Her Head" / 👑 - Cupid
#"My reality is just different than yours" / ⛪️ - Luci (OC)
//ok so idk if this was meant to be answered in character or not but i will explain that i am a dumbass with a rp blog as my technical main instead of a sideblog, so the one who ACTUALLY followed you is @ezrablehh (my personal posting blog that is technically a sideblog but would theoretically be my main) anyways YOURE ALSO SUPER COOL TOO YAY! ^^ (also fair warning i post like a lot on main and you dont have to follow my main if you dont want to dw!!)
I'm gonna rip all your hair out then stab you about 50 times with a jewelled knife at 3am
ིྀᨶ႒ᩚ∘˚ ` ` Better, but still needs work. Being bald isn't cute and just gives me an ick, so you should take that out and replace it with something more bloody. Also, the jeweled knife thing is kinda mid. It would be better if you said something more unusual that people don't usually get stabbed with. Like a plastic spoon, for example. Overall, you get a C+ on this one. ` `
♛ ིྀ❥ || you people are so ass at flirting. when you see a cute guy do you just tell him he's cute? of course not. you say "i wanna hit you in the head with a sledge hammer and gouge your eyes out at four in the morning in a gas station alleyway." that's how you CORRECTLY flirt with people. no using my example tho, that's plagiarism and i will sue.
