chapter title ideas
i love it when books have chapter titles and I feel like none do anymore so here is a little list of chapter titles bc i don’t have enough motivation to actually work on writing my book rn but i my brain won’t stop talking
Wait a Minute, I’m Not Supposed To Lose
Who Doth Taketh My Toothbrush
See, The Thing Is I Didn’t Mean To Kill Her
Would Ya Look At That. Another Murder
Patricia Is A Bitch
Espresso Depresso
You Were Supposed To Die
The Long And Depressing Story Of How I Died
and the following chapter: JK I’m Still Here
Oh No! It’s The Big Baddie!
PSA: Hide The Body In A Graveyard
The Diary Of A Serial Killer
How Spilling My Coffee Turned Me Into A Witch
Everything Dies... Except Jared. Immortal Fuck.
The Wannabe Vampire
Fine Print Is A Bitch
How To Eat A Humanburger
Elliot Wasn’t Wrong, But He Was An Asshole
A Series Of Morally Grey Decisions
Then There Was The Pyro













