cheery dumbass

a train wreck !!!!

[nonwriting-writer]

chapter title ideas

i love it when books have chapter titles and I feel like none do anymore so here is a little list of chapter titles bc i don’t have enough motivation to actually work on writing my book rn but i my brain won’t stop talking

Wait a Minute, I’m Not Supposed To Lose

Who Doth Taketh My Toothbrush

See, The Thing Is I Didn’t Mean To Kill Her

Would Ya Look At That. Another Murder

Patricia Is A Bitch

Espresso Depresso

You Were Supposed To Die

The Long And Depressing Story Of How I Died

and the following chapter: JK I’m Still Here

Oh No! It’s The Big Baddie!

PSA: Hide The Body In A Graveyard

The Diary Of A Serial Killer

How Spilling My Coffee Turned Me Into A Witch

Everything Dies... Except Jared. Immortal Fuck.

The Wannabe Vampire

Fine Print Is A Bitch

How To Eat A Humanburger

Elliot Wasn’t Wrong, But He Was An Asshole

A Series Of Morally Grey Decisions

Then There Was The Pyro

[nonwriting-writer]

what having anxiety is like:

I am at the doctor for this cough thing and I felt a cough in my throat and I spent five minutes holding it in trying to decide if I should cough so that the doctor could like understand what kind of cough I am having or if the doctor would be like omg what an overexaggerating bitch is she trying to prove something and so I just held it in and didn’t cough the entire time because I thought the fucking DOCTOR would judge me

so yeah like I have issues

[nonwriting-writer]

me: are you going to be nice and not develop any plot holes and make me love my characters and my life or are you going to literally make me want to choke myself with my computer

my novel: yes

[nonwriting-writer]

hi how do you ask your boss for a raise?

sincerely,

a person very scared of confrontation

[nonwriting-writer]

I just almost had a heart attack

I have been writing for like three hours or so and I like to listen to music while I write and I kind of just zone it out while I type but I was in the middle of this really intense scene where my babies admit their love for each other and imagination by foster the people had just ended and the song kind of trails off into silence for a couple seconds and then a person very quietly whispers

~I really love you~

and HOLY SHIT I thought for a good five seconds one of my characters actually had just come to life and whispered in my ear

when I say

my heart fucking stopped

[nonwriting-writer]

oh, so you don’t like my character that I spent five hours visually creating, scanned 281,292 baby name websites to find the perfect name for, and delicately picked out each and every flaw for to be woven carefully into 400 pages of riviting plot and personal development?

*~*okay*~*

[nonwriting-writer]

how does one finish writing a book?

sincerely,

someone who has half written three novels, begun seven short stories, and written an entire screenplay that she is now completely scrapping and attempting to re-edit