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@noodlesandbeefleftovers
Dunno who actually made this, but the amount of people that this will resonate with is probably really small. Found it on Twitter, has 12 likes.
He looks like a super cool dude. You guys should give him a like or a follow. Black lives matter! 😘
It's just weird how the image of Trump (a human being, regardless of political agenda) gasping for breath is somehow amusing, but it's on brand with his spooky movie theme.
Sadly, it seems you people have a shitty sense of justice. Sure, we'd all like for bad guys to face consequences, but only proportional to the crime. Someone selling lose cigarettes shouldn't have been suffocated to death. Someone making a grossly misdirected decision that ended up killing people is hella morally reprehensible, and him dying because of the same thing he caused would be poetic justice but REALITY ISN'T A GODDAMN POEM.
This is mostly to the WHITE BEAR COMMUNITY: You'll condemn and share memes and be a catty asshole to EVERYONE who doesn't meet your standards of "perfection" (skinny, wrong kind of fat, fem, poc, non-muscley, hairless and more!) and then those who do miraculously (steroids) achieve said standards, you'll lust and dispose of, because you never saw them as humans. You're so focused on encouraging a hyper-toxic version of "masculinity" you yourselves hyped the popularity of silicone ball injections, and even after everything, still make and keep making these people famous.
Again, that is something super hypocritical because you've the power to do something about it right now and you don't.
You have all the info you need without doing your creepy "investigative" guesswork. You could call him out after getting all your catty friends together to help him raise money to get the implants out before it's too late. See him as more than a piece of meat with a debilitating and ultimately fatal attention seeking disorder and be with him to help him cope with his choices. Could go on an information campaign to those 30k+ guys following him. But you won't. You have ALL the power to do so, but instead you're probably just gonna share the noodles meme to get 12 likes. You're disgusting and for the good of everyone, I sincerely hope you'll grow the fuck up.
VOTE.
Get those tax loopholes shut. Gun reform. Medical care for ALL. Cop accountability. Then and only then will things start to come to justice, otherwise Trump is just the beginning and NO, he didn't learn shit from any of it as neither have you. The collective you is the problem.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!
Hi haters!
I know it's been a while and most of you already forgot the drama, but still no arrest or indignments for noodles or his beef. I really hope Dylan knows there's a huge (in the closet) community that loves him and respects him and what his family represents for the BDSM, grower, body building, POC (people of color), again for the people in the back POC!!!!! community.
I'm sure there's a special place in hell for all the horrible torch and pitchfork folk that were willing to follow a trending topic and hate on an innocent family. Fuck all of you, disgusting assholes.
And for the rest of you, happy pride! Love is love and Tank, may you rest knowing your master did all he could to follow your wishes.
Wow way to go, haters,
Well, congratulations since the so-called community decided to make a public production attracting attention to all the fetish porn blogs. Your attempt to ostracize someone has caused a public company like Tumblr to react and distance its self by removing all adult content. Now the people that were Soo desperate to keep someone out are now themselves without a home. This should be a valuable lesson don't throw rocks while living in a glass house. To people outside a given community, it's all is abusive one can't tell the difference and so ban it all. Better safe than sorry.
Fond memories of Tank. Glad there are now things to remember the man.
Sorry murderous fans, I’ve been super busy with school and life, but I was actually very surprised that @buzzfeed decided to end their article with a quote of this blogger’s comment.
Don’t hate blindly. It’s bad and if you do hate, you’re bad. Mmmkay? Is making yourself liable online (of all places) for premeditated murder worth it?
Tank Hafertepen and his dom boyfriend, Dylan, ran a popular blog about their relationship, but after Tank’s death from testicular silicone
Here is the buzzfeed article everyone was so desperate for. It explains it all and answers your questions. So all the information you need is right there from a reliable news source with responsible journalism.
Tank chose his life. Tank chose his name. Tank chose his will. Tank chose his testicular size. Tank chose Dylan over his mom and brother.
Imagine a world where Tank was still alive. Would you have gotten involved and cried out for Linda’s money? Would you be sending his brother aid? Would you even care about any part of his life? No. Because you never did any of those things while he was alive. A gossipy text here and there did shit in the end.
Tank was happy with his new chosen balls and subservient tendencies and giving his money, time and his all to others. He must have had his reasons, but we don’t have the luxury to ask him about any of it now.
If you can’t wrap your head around his choices, join the club. But, his body, his money, his life: his choice, and I have to respect it.
Lots of people change their names, make strange legal decisions and inject silicone and other toxic substances in their body everyday.
If you don’t want any of that in your life or the people you love, don’t do it and don’t enable it, but as much as WE hate it, we don’t get to dictate how anyone lives their lives or relationships. Aaaaand you don’t get to decide that in lieu of a live responsible person, there’s gotta be a sacrificial lamb to atone for those mistakes.
You can ban it, you can deny it, you can go full conservative on it, but if someone’s hellbent into whatever they want in life, they’ll find a way. Not saying it’s right or wrong, but it’s human nature. Just some years ago being gay was illegal, still is in some countries. People know the risks of fucking without condoms and they still enjoy the sex that comes with it, every second of every day around the world purely as a decision or out of necessity. Abortions happen all the time, outlawed or not.
Human will always find a way. The only thing we can do is help each other to make things as safe as possible for everyone.
Since people will still implant silicone into themselves, legally or illegally, the medical community could get involved to develop safer methods with much lower risks and make them more affordable. They do it for other body parts, and only for aesthetic purposes, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility. They could even outdate silicone with much safer substances.
You could utilize all your creative and investigative power to create laws that protect bdsm relationships AND the individuals that chose that lifestyle as well as create legal, medical and financial scape routes for victims of gray-area domestic abuse.
You have the chance to evolve into a productive and forward thinking society that truly seeks everyone’s well being (boring and requires work), or setting everyone back to a lynching mentality (easy and entertaining).
Save lives: use your grief, shock and anger for something positive or destroy lives: just by doing nothing and enjoying the shit show.
Also, out of respect for Tank’s decisions, I’ll just call him Tank from now on.
You're a fucking psycho!
(photo via: DylanNoodlesandBeef)
Ever notice how EVERY single piece of regurgitated “news” (from media sources and bloggers) just spews out the same rhetoric of non-quantifiable adjectives. “Cult fetish scene”, “abuse”, “kinkster”, or sentimentalist lines from everyone’s side (”Friends say”, “mother says”, keyword SAYS, otherwise they become legally liable), but never mentions them trying to speak to Dylan?
There’s never a “We tried to reach out to the poly-amorous satanist drug cult and they denied to speak to us”… nope.
It’s almost always an emotionally charged segment with a sour opinion from the panel, which allows plenty of negative body language and other unprofessional behavior that wouldn’t fly during a reputable newscast.
Just look at the difference between a professional team of ABC newscasters and Australia’s “The Project”:
Everyone knows steroid use is illegal, the autopsy would’ve immediately caught on that and tried to go after suppliers, possibly a SWAT raid, etc.
Nothing. Silence.
The only thing we constantly hear is Linda’s 200,000 MONEYS!!! But there’s no actual bank statements or investigations about that. Banks don’t like fraud or robbery. If there was any illegal transactions (of that magnitude) any bank would’ve already reported it. IMMEDIATELY.
Nothing. Silence.
It’s almost like they’re trying to get youtube views, get Tumblr likes and sell papers to impressionable people with limited critical thinking, and they’re obviously doing a great job at it.
I know a lot of Tumblr “critics” get a really twisted pleasure out of any piece of “evidence” they find, even when it’s just a crumb of hope that one day Noodles will end up in jail. What’s their motivation, I honestly couldn’t tell.
Now, I don’t think people who think Dylan is guilty are stupid or evil. But all the hate mail, the racist comments, the death threats… they beg otherwise. I have zero interest in proving anyone wrong, but it’s my right and duty (and yours too, my dear reader) to believe Dylan and any other human being on this planet is innocent until proven guilty. Like it, or not.
If youre supposedly not dylan then explain why he never told jacks mother he was in hospital. Yeah jack could have said not to unless it was serious but id say a coma would be enough. Also why would he not tell her that her son died u til the next day. And then! Not even let her decide what to do with the body. Just goes off and has it cremated two days later. Not even giving her the chance to see her sons body first. Deny the silicone and the abuse all you want. YOU still acted suspicious.
I personally don’t need to explain anything.
I don’t owe anyone shit.
If and when I offer my personal opinion, it’s just that. I have good stuff to do on my weekend, other than to reply to dumb-asses without any positive involvement, previous or future. Other than trying to piece together a biased and choppy version of the truth and play bedroom Sherlock to feel smart, what are you adding to the conversation? Not a damn thing.
I couldn’t care less what you believe or what you think about any of it, that’s why I don’t follow your blog.
Also, I’m not Dylan. Or Chuck, Daniel, and I forget the name of the rest.
Boom you dumb shit; a new death certificate listing “accidental death” is presented from the medical office, get ready Dylan because this opens your sorry ass up for legal actions.
Hey Daniel can you maybe not?
Sis, no amount of SEO rigging is gonna fix this. Why even keep up with this? If you aren't Dylan or someone associated with him, why go through all this trouble?
You murdered Tank.
Nope.