I bang my head against the wall @nooneinnportant - Tumblr Blog

You know that feeling when you go through a persons posts and you can CLEARLY tell who their favorite characters are

Couldn't be me just dont go through my blog hahahaaaaa NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS

#once i have a favorite character i give them a little corner in my brian for them to occupy but they refuse to stay within those bounds #and proceed to consume my every waking thought #*dora the explorer voice* Can YOU guess who my favorite characters are #no actually dont guess its better for us both #favorite character #books #fantasy

nooneinnportant

I get this giddy feeling every time I see a post that I made at the top of the Jasnah Kholin tag.

#at this point you should own the Jasnah Kholin tag #all of us contribute but your posts are by far the best #it's as if jasnahs inner thoughts and feelings that brando sando ommitted in his writing are beamed straight into your skull #<- awww stopppp #this made my day #thats such a nice thing to say #im actually about to cry #thank youu soo muuchh <<333

nooneinnportant

Remember when i said that i like Hoid bc i can put him in literally any situation™ and it would still somehow be totally in character for him. Case and point:

Hoid: Best friend, Im pregnant.

Design: By who?

Hoid: That's the thing it's between Jasnah and Frost.

Design: Girl, if you dont name that baby Jafrost and flip a coin for responsibility. Tails Frost heads Jasnah.

Hoid: ...Girl, you smart flip it up!

inferno-the-skywing

@nooneinnportant, since you deleted this reblog

Here's your answer:

nooneinnportant

Okay, so you DO have them queued up on the hour.

#motion sickness warning #<- thanks for the warning #bc fpewwww those are a lot of posts #and yes i deleted it bc i made a spelling mistake 🥹#its queued not qued #again #like why the fuck is it spelled like that

I get this giddy feeling every time I see a post that I made at the top of the Jasnah Kholin tag.

#jasnah kholin #jasnah kholin my beloved #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

nooneinnportant

Remember when i said that i like Hoid bc i can put him in literally any situation™ and it would still somehow be totally in character for him. Case and point:

Hoid: Best friend, Im pregnant.

Design: By who?

Hoid: That's the thing it's between Jasnah and Frost.

Design: Girl, if you dont name that baby Jafrost and flip a coin for responsibility. Heads Frost tails Jasnah.

Hoid: ...Girl, you smart flip it up!

nooneinnportant

I swear. Do you have all these reblogs qued up by the hour or....??

inferno-the-skywing

*sulks at you silently*

nooneinnportant

Awww, come on, Inferno, don't be like that. PLEASEEE. I said I was sorry 😓

inferno-the-skywing

It was very hurtful, you made me cry, and you didn't even give me time to recover from that before made a joke about it and began rambling about the spelling of besmirch.

Don't blame yourself, please, rationally, I know that it's not your fault, this is entirely because of my refusal inability to properly communicate or express my feelings, but I'm not thinking rationally right now, I'm emotional, and I know what I said isn't true, but I'm too upset to see any other way that could have ended, so, emotionally, I'm just very confused, overwhelmed, and hurt, can you please give me space for a bit to process that, I promise that I won't stay mad at you, but I am very upset right now, it is not your fault, but I need time to process my feelings and get into a more stable emotional state.

I'll talk to you later.

with love, pain and regret,

Shashara

nooneinnportant

I also regret it very much. I shall, of course, give you the space and time you need to recover from the things I have said. I simply want you to know that I truly am sorry

With love, sincerity and regret,

Vea

Design: For the first time in his life, Hoid is right. You can't run around like a footless chicken.

Hoid: Headless chicken, Design.

Design: Uhhhh, no!! How is a chicken supposed to run around without a head?

Hoid: How does it run around without feet?

Design: I don't know. I'm not the chicken, Hoid. Why are you asking me all these questions?!!

#ughhh i love them so much #design is definitely my favorite of the spren #hoid #wit #design cosmere #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

nooneinnportant

Remember when i said that i like Hoid bc i can put him in literally any situation™ and it would still somehow be totally in character for him. Case and point:

Hoid: Best friend, Im pregnant.

Design: By who?

Hoid: That's the thing it's between Jasnah and Frost.

Design: Girl, if you dont name that baby Jafrost and flip a coin for responsibility. Heads Frost tails Jasnah.

Hoid: ...Girl, you smart flip it up!

nooneinnportant

I swear. Do you have all these reblogs qued up by the hour or....??

inferno-the-skywing

*sulks at you silently*

nooneinnportant

Awww, come on, Inferno, don't be like that. PLEASEEE. I said I was sorry 😓

inferno-the-skywing

I'm beginning to think people just assume every anon they get is me.

@burrbeast, @that-androgynous-lightweaver, @nooneinnportant

nooneinnportant

Can confirm this is true.

#but are we wrong though...?#like 9 times out of 10 it IS you

Since pride month is almost at an end, i thought I'd post some of my personal cosmere character aroace-spec headcanons!!!

Jasnah - asexual (sex neutral) & demiromantic

Kaladin - asexual & aromatic

Adolin - aromantic/cupioromantic

Rlain/Venli (any of the fused/singers) - aceflux

Renarin - demiromantic

Navani - demisexual

Shallan - demiromantic

The Lopen - aromantic & asexual

MeLean - asexual

Vivenna - asexual

Hoid - asexual (sex positive) & demiromantic

Vasher - aromantic & asexual

Wayne - aromantic

Kelsier- psychopath

What if in the Cosmere, instead of the Jeremy Renner app, they have the Cephandrius Maxtori app where they just talk ab Hoid and upload pictures of him whenever he's spotted.

#sometimes i say things #jeremy renner app #hoid #wit #cuntoid #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting #what even is this

friendlyghostintheattic

“Are you man enough to take the blame for this?” But it’s about an eleven year old Shallan who killed her mother in self defense and unwittingly started the end of the world

#shallan davar #shallan my darling #the stormlight archive #wind and truth #cosmere

nooneinnportant

My daily affirmations:

Jasnah WILL survive era 2 of stormlight.

Jasnah WILL become a worldhopper.

She WILL be renowned and feared in equal measure all throughout the cosmere

and she WILL get to beat up that evil white twink just as an added bonus.

cosmereplay

And she WILL get with Khriss in a beautiful scholarly QPR

#yes yes yes yes yes!!!!#but like nooooooo i should have thought of that god damn itttttt #now im mad #but agreed #jasnah kholin #khrissalla #khrissnah #cosmere

My daily affirmations:

Jasnah WILL survive era 2 of stormlight.

Jasnah WILL become a worldhopper.

She WILL be renowned and feared in equal measure all throughout the cosmere

and she WILL get to beat up that evil white twink just as an added bonus.

#she will become immortal guys trust!!!#jasnah kholin #jasnah kholin my beloved #cosmere #stormlight archive #cuntoid #cremposting

THE WORDS, VEA, YOU MUST SAY THE WORDS!

THE WORDS WHAT WORDS?!!? Oh, right, the words, the words that i must sayyy um.... umm...

Life before death.

Strength before weakness.

Journey before destination.

And um..... HOID WILL GET PREGNANT BY STORMLIGHT 10!!!

#is that what you meant #i simply spoke the truth #and not MY truth either #but the undeniable universal truth #for i am a truthwatcher and i say things as i see them #ummm... anywayy #CUNTOID!#hoid #wit #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

Sometimes, in life, you have to remember that your main blog is someone else's side blog. And that's okay.

#does this make sense #blog #fandoms

nooneinnportant

As per popular request (by that, I mean only one person asked for this), here is the mpreg Hoid masterpost. 😔

Behold the post that started it all!!! There's also this immediately after. Even if it's mostly in the tags it is only the beginning guys trust!

Ahh, the start of Jafrost. Good times.

There's this, and also this, then there's THE mpreg Hoid post, and this, this, though it's more of a reblog. Does this count? The Shallan post. And finally this.

This is just a dad!Hoid post but might as well include it and I'm counting this one as well. Listen the idea of dad!Hoid has grown on me a lot ever since iote okay?

Oh and don't forget about the sex cult!!! Okay now I'm done.

inferno-the-skywing

Not getting deleted on my watch

nooneinnportant

Why do I even try at this point?

inferno-the-skywing

Because you know how much I love this stuff?

nooneinnportant

Ohhh yeahhh.

#im still deleting it though #not that it would do me any good #and here i thought ppl would remember me for simping after Jasnah 😪