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Is this ever going to be worked on again?

Nope!

Wait, what were you talking about? You're not really sure anymore... Every time you try to think in depth about what happened before, there seem to be more holes in your memory. Game shaped holes. It's kind of troubling.

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> Jade: Find good dog. Find best friend.

There he is. You are SO glad Bec made it out of that mess alive. You're not even sure what THAT MESS refers to besides Bec Noir being created and being merged with your DREAM SELF, who turned out to be a HUGE WUSS. Wow, you really don't like to think about that. What a TERRIBLE DAY!!!!

> Jade: Reflect.

#nopestuck #submit commands

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Almost everything.

> Jade: Find good dog. Find best friend.

#nopestuck #epilepsy warning

> Jade: Adapt.

That's silly. You have everything you need.

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You used to live on an island in the middle of the PACIFIC OCEAN, but now you live here, on an island in the middle of the ATLANTIC OCEAN. It sure is hard to adapt to such a big change!

> Jade: Adapt.

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> Who is this incredibly silly girl?

Your name is JADE. You are currently working on a replacement for SOPOR SLIME to help your neighbors sleep. You have been working on this for the past year. Your lack of success is starting to frustrate you.

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A silly girl stands in her room, doing what looks like HEINOUSLY DIFFICULT CHEMISTRY. Seriously, doesn't she know stuff like that is only possible in SCIENCE FICTION?

> Who is this incredibly silly girl?

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> John: Be someone else.

Good luck, John.

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> John: Be slightly late to work.

You are really very sorry. It's not like this happens every day or anything! Manager Guy is really strict for someone who oversees a JOKE SHOP. Ha. Ha ha.

> John: Be someone else.

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> John: Just go to work already.

Now that you're thinking about it, you kind of miss doing the windy thing. What's the point of having GOD TIER POWERS if all you use them for is the OCCASIONAL, CAUTIOUS FLIGHT to see your friends?

> John: Be slightly late to work.

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You suspect bureaucratic shenanigans.

> John: Just go to work already.

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These Earth police are really strict about windy things, man. You don't know how anyone could think LARPing that one scene from THE WIZARD OF OZ was a HAZARDOUS CRIME, but they did! Oops.

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