[nophannie]

my jaw was actually on the floor HAHDJAKKSKS i imagined my 2016 phannie self reading this title i think i would have ascended to heaven are they trying to end us all?!??!?

[pseudophan]

dan and phil: don't abandon your friends when you get into a relationship. i mean we did obviously, no one could compete for our attention lowkey no point in even trying, but the rest of you please keep your friends

[manofmoth]

i think dan has 1000 beautifully organized niche playlists specifically catered to every microemotion or experience a human being could go through and i think phil has exactly 1 (one) horrifying monster playlist of every song he’s ever heard and he just rawdogs shuffle function

[userlesbian]

[diphowell]

Phil expressing happiness and appreciation for the fact that Dan is gay because it means he gets to have Dan as his partner.

[danielhowell]

phil sent me a risky text in public

HARD LAUNCH 20 HAS LANDED https://youtu.be/WLUNGf5B1iM

[aformlessblobnat]

The fact they’ve kept it despite Dan ‘throw everything’ Howell shows how much special it was for them💔

[userlesbian]

[spookeart]

Fixed it

[itgirlgyu]

PEEK A BOO!

( archive ) 𝖶𝖨𝖫𝖫 𝖳𝖷𝖳 𝖲𝖴𝖱𝖵𝖨𝖵𝖤 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖦𝖨𝖱𝖫𝖲?

˚ 🗯 CAUTION AHEAD────── mentions of weapons, loss of twerkability. weak excuses, cross dressing, and frustration of lesbian. featuring. RED VELVET.

────YEONJUN.

Nope.

Like kind of.

One of them asks him to come in for a bowl of jello, and at first he is like,

“oh no no not on my company time. “

His blind ass probably doesn't even see Irene glaring at him from behind a curtain.

There's this sense of unnecessary passion which makes him decline at first but then he is also easily swayed so he goes in.

He puts the “man” in manipulated.

Looks in awe at all their collection of weapons and compliments them while he makes his way to the dinner table.

Gets shot in the ass during his hunting session by Yeri’s crossbow.

Survives but can’t twerk anymore.

─────SOOBIN.

Yes.

He senses something is wrong even before he steps into the vicinity of their house.

Slides the pizza in and has a bible (his weapon of choice) on his hand as he demands for his money 50 feets away from them.

Runs away and spreads a rumor that they don't tip their deliverymen.

Make sure no one home delivers it to them ever.

Irene has to put a hex on him to stop seulgi from breaking into his apartment and sacrificing him to lesbian divinity.

He can no longer level up in any of his games.

His reputation is done for.

────BEOMGYU

Well, it's kind of hard to say.

Agrees at once when he is asked.

“Wasting the company time while getting paid? count me in!”

Is roaming around the house without anyone's permission almost knocking shit over and breaking things, in generally creating havoc.

Was into the whole little break until he saw the unappetising bowl of jello.

Suddenly his stomach hurts, his pet asparagus is thirsty, his manager is threatening to kill his grandmother if he doesn't get there in time.

Mutters an apology and bolts out of there so fast that even the crossbow cannot catch up with him.

Hears stories about how every delivery man going into that house ends up missing work and never shows up ever again.

Blames that green slimy jello.

─────TAEHYUN

Definitely.

Straight up denies when asked to come into the house

Taehyun—“Ma'am this is inappropriate.”

Joy—”Li-”

Taehyun—”Ma'am this is my work hours.”

His foot is plastered there and he won't budge without his payment and his tip.

Comes out unscathed.

────KAI

Yes, but like in a very twisted way.

Comes inside when he's asked to.

Also says yes when they ask him to eat radioactive jello.

Thinks it's a bit weird when they all make him out blindfolded to eat it in the name of family customs.

And who is kai to judge it.

While he's trying to eat the jello with his eyes blindfolded, the girls are having a meeting in the kitchen.

They all come into a unanimous decision.

Kai will be their sixth member.

They give him a wig and a pretty bodycon.

Kai is still too polite to deny and decides to embrace his new life.

He's now the new centerpiece on the dining table as Joy’s successor.

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[dooandpoo]

STINKY BABY

(and a wild heart eyes howell appears)

[pseudophan]

give dan credit he worked hard

[pseudophan]

exactly glad he agrees

[asforthesoundtrack]

[asforthesoundtrack]

idk about backstage but here's a couple where they're onstage that have been burned onto my eyelids for the past 7 years!!

[maybebi47]

i cant stop thinking about all the guilt dan has carried for YEARS, he blamed himself because phil had to "go back into the closet" for him. and he apologizes. only for phil to go "i have nothing to forgive you for"

[pseudophan]

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

[danielhowell]

IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we’re gonna talk about it https://youtu.be/Cxe_YMJ4nUs

[nophannie]

AYO WTF

[midnigtartist]

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?