Noragami Headcanons

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[whateveranimex]

Hiyori: Why are you on fire?

Yato: This is just how my day is going.

[noragamiheadcanon]

If Yato is in the room, Yukine always falls asleep facing him.

[noragamiheadcanon]

Hiyori: you should bond with Yukine! why don’t you show him your favorite movie?

Yato: I can’t.

Hiyori: why not? What is it?

Yato: …ghostbusters 

[whateveranimex]

Yato: Why is Kofuku crying?

Hiyori: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Kofuku: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Yato: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-

Kofuku: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Yato: NO, NOT THAT!

[noragamiheadcanon]

Amaterasu: Why on Earth would you try to over throw heaven? How could a human even do all this?

Father: How anyone would do this 

Father: Which they can’t 

Father: Would be because they could

Father: Which they can’t 

[noragamiheadcanon]

Daikoku: WHY IS THERE AN $8,000 DOLLAR CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD?!

Yato: Dad, I’m a material girl 💖

Daikoku: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

[mister-grass]

Kazuma: What are you doing?

Yato: I'm breakdancing!

Kazuma: ...You broke your leg.

Yato: That's what I said.

[whateveranimex]

Yukine: Do you take constructive criticism?

Yato: I only take cash or credit.

[whateveranimex]

Yato: Making my way downtown.

Yato: Walking fast-

Yato:

Yato: Walking a little slower so my steps match with Yukine because he's short.

[noragamiheadcanon]

Kazuma: Yato, that isn’t the Yukine you know. He’s seriously trying to kill you!

Yato: He’s just a baby!

Yato @ Hagusa: HI BABY!!

[gami-family-fun]

Yukine: you hold grudges

Yato: I don't hold grudges. I control my anger. I can get felonies

Hiyori: *laughs till she cries*

[noragamiheadcanon]

Yato: and that’s when it hit me: the best idea I ever had in my entire life

Yukine, Daikoku, Nora, Father, Kazuma, Bishamon, Tenjin: That’s the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.

[noragamiheadcanon]

Yato: Hiyori, look!

*CRASHES*

Yato: don’t look.

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Bishamon: *has anything remotely inconvenient happen to her*

Yato: And I’m not sayin she deserved it. But I’m sayin that god’s timing is always right~

[noragamiheadcanon]

Yato: I just realized something...I had a bad childhood

Kofuku: yeah I know

Yato: what do you mean ‘you know’?

Kofuku: look at you

Yato: what you mean ‘look at me’?

Kofuku: look at how you stand! People who had good childhoods dont stand like that

[noragamiheadcanon]

Yato: I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny Daikoku: Hmm, what about that guy? Yukine:  Yato: hhfiuwfawbfl 

[noragamiheadcanon]

Yato: I’m happy!

Daikoku: when’s the last time you really laughed?

Yato: just last-!

Daikoku: sober.

Yato: …